Pitying Minecraft Servers

Pitying Minecraft Servers

  • UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

    UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4034
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

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    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

    SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4365
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Falling into the Void: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Farms Harvested: 910
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

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    so, like, this server is so lit that even Brazilian judges are getting involved! they suspended X platform because it was too fire for them to handle. they were like, “we can’t handle all this awesomeness, we need a legal representative to deal with it!” but we were like, “nah, we don’t need that, we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons in our Minecraft world.”

    join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HorseLegsShot-OP

    HorseLegsShot-OP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 3709
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 154 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 115 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 6678

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    u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.

    we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.

    so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lakehead SMP: Come Join our Chill Server Tomorrow – It’s Like Hermitcraft But Fun!

    Lakehead SMP: Come Join our Chill Server Tomorrow – It’s Like Hermitcraft But Fun!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6104
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Enchantments Applied: 96
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

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    Overview of Lakehead SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla Hermitcraft-like SMP
    Theme Chill and laid-back, focused on fun and community
    Launch Date Launching tomorrow

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by submitting an application through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/R3DFChJRNc
    What sets Lakehead SMP apart from other servers? Lakehead SMP focuses on building a tight-knit community and enjoying the core aspects of Minecraft, rather than just rushing to beat the game.
    Will the server stay small and exclusive? Yes, we aim to keep the server small and tight-knit to provide a more personal and enjoyable experience for our players.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeInspo Minecraft Server

    AnimeInspo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 8998
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even anime characters are jealous! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, just like your favorite anime hero. Our server is so epic, even Goku himself would be impressed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime warrior in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

    Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7508
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Votes: 5883 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Towns Built: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

    Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

    MovieMavens Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2919
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8330 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WhatIfCraft

    WhatIfCraft
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 4091
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Potions Brewed: 168
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

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    What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

    BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 6962
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9157
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ores Mined: 3263
    Potions Brewed: 180 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

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    so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PapercutPocalypseMC

    PapercutPocalypseMC
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 1330
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

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    join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

    rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

    not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

    so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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