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CraftyMysteryLand

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crops Grown:	4134	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the biggest mystery ever – why do creepers explode when they get close to you? Is it because they’re secretly just big green balloons filled with TNT? Only one way to find out – join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted the power of infinite chicken nuggets. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Get your groove on with these bony party animals and show off your best dance moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, emergency response, explosion, hezbollah, Incident, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, mass pager explosion, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, Paramedics, Political unrest, security threat, Server, Terrorism, violence, Wounded

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the explosions are so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! we’ve got more boom boom than a fireworks show on the fourth of july, and our players are dropping like flies from all the excitement. join now and see if you can survive the chaos and carnage, or if you’ll end up like one of those poor Hezbollah dudes in Lebanon. it’s a blast, literally!

LebCraft BoomPager Iran

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where even the iranian ambassador got injured by a pager explosion!! if that doesn’t make you wanna play, i don’t know what will!! we have explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?? join now for a wild ride like no other!!

Soda Pain, Java Relief

#pd, carbonated soft drinks, chinese women, coffee intake, java, menstrual pain, Pain, primary dysmenorrhea, Reduce, Relief, Severity, Soda, study, WORSENS

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Potions Brewed:	136
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7703
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	9800
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	280
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crops Grown:	4875

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	66	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	84

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.