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  • Yggdrasil Old Timers: Birthplace of Minecraft Boomers, Vanilla Style

    Yggdrasil Old Timers: Birthplace of Minecraft Boomers, Vanilla Style
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 8259
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Animals Bred: 108 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

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    Yggdrasil Minecraft Server

    A peaceful and welcoming Minecraft server for players who want to enjoy the game at their own pace.

    Server Information

    Server Version Java 1.20.4 (Planning to upgrade to 1.21)
    Modifications Quality-of-life mods for a mostly vanilla experience

    How to Join

    1. Send a PM to request an invitation to our Discord server
    2. Join the Chat to get to know our community
    3. Get Whitelisted and start your adventure on Yggdrasil

    We look forward to welcoming you on our server for some happy crafting!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server completely vanilla? No, we have some quality-of-life mods for enhancements.
    How can I join the server? Follow the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section above.
    Can I play at my own pace without pressure? Absolutely! Our server is laid-back for players to enjoy at their own pace.

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  • ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

    ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1401
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6853
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7928
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, dance parties with creepers, and treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo full of adorable baby creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers. LMAO!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConcertCryerCraft

    ConcertCryerCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 7549
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

    Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

    But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

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  • SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

    SpouseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2171
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Dimension Hops: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    Are you tired of your spouse creeping you out in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy thing you’ll encounter is the mobs in the game! Say goodbye to finding your spouse standing over you in the middle of the night, staring at you with a creepy grin. Instead, come build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and make new friends who won’t give you the heebie-jeebies. Plus, our server is so addictive, your spouse won’t even have time to be creepy anymore. Join now and say goodbye to creepy spouses and hello to creepers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuitCraftSpeedrun

    QuitCraftSpeedrun
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4656
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HoseDrinkingDogGenX

    HoseDrinkingDogGenX
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1607
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

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    So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

    SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5910
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Villages Defended: 13
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

    join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

    come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

    so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

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  • CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

    CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 506
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Alien Abductions: 5
    Potions Brewed: 174 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

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    CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information Details
    Server Type Vanilla
    Server Address play.core-mc.net
    Location Eastern United States
    Server Specifications Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

    Frequently Asked Questions

    What is CoreMC?

    CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

    What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

    CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

    What are the server rules?

    1. No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
    2. No item dupe glitches
    3. Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
    4. No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
    5. No hacking/xray/flyhacks
    6. Alt accounts allowed with permission

    How can I join CoreMC?

    Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

    Is CoreMC active?

    CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

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  • BlindCraft Minecraft Server

    BlindCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 3229
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 837607 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Alien Abductions: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

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