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CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	616
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	516672	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Items Found:	8502
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	286	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	721413
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

actress, admired., attractive, beauty, beauty queen, Breathtaking, Celebrity, charming, CraftyBeautyQueen, Elegant, FAMOUS, Gorgeous, iconic, Lovely, MODEL, most beautiful woman, opinion, Popular, Stunning, WOMAN, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Animals Bred:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

bear market, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic warning., Economy, financial crisis, financial instability, financial market turmoil, financial warning, gtquotWakeUpCraftquot, market crash, pumping, recession, recession alert, recession prediction, RecessionCraft, smp, stock market, stock market crash, stocks, Wake Up, wake up call, warning signs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

Businesses, Chaos, ChaoticCraft, city, city roleplay, Cityrp, Community, Economy, Features, Government, Ip:, Jobs, Laws, learning curve, Perks, player, Plugins, questions, Roleplay, rules, Server, University, Wild

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

ack, ass, Bigotry, CrackCraft, crakkka, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, fak, Hate Speech, inappropriate, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial slur, racist, Server, Slur, UNACCEPTABLE, wypip, yo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5259	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!