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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5741	Towns Built:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

PityPals Minecraft SMP

compassion, Compassionate, compassionate souls, Empathetic, Empathy, feeling sorry, Minecraft, pitiable, Pitiful, PITY, PityPals, regret, regretful, Regrettable, Sadness, secretly feeling sorry, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, sympathetic, Sympathy, Understanding, Unfortunate

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule-followers? Do you secretly feel sorry for those poor souls who have never experienced the chaos and hilarity of our server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!

RedditorFails Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, cringeworthy, DESPERATE, EMBARRASSING, Humiliating, insecure, internet, internet culture, low self-esteem, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, Pathetic, Pitiful, redditor, RedditorFails, regretful, sad, seeking validation, Server, shameful, social media

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	8161	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	305972	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Items Found:	2939	Emeralds Found:	9045
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Votes:	8077	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Emeralds Found:	7281	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

116.202.238.156

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	8748	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	733	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	155	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Items Found:	2224

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	131
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!