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CraftySharkTank – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is made of candy, creepers explode in a shower of confetti, and the Ender Dragon is actually a giant disco ball!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that shoots out rainbow beams of destruction!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you battle a horde of zombie chickens led by a skeleton in a top hat? Or ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘being 30’ is the ultimate flex

acceptance, age gap, be 30, BoomerCraft, bullying, controversy, double standards, family, flex, Highschool, judgment, Legal, love, Maturity, peer pressure, pervert, pick up a girl in a pub, relationships, social norms, society, stigma, taboo, Ultimate

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8863	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	1711	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of society judging you for harmless age differences? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number! We welcome players of all ages, whether you’re 18 or 80. No judgment here, just block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly high school girl who loves to prank players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks? Join now and show society that age is just a number in the world of Minecraft!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Internet is Still Fun!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	5766	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed LOLs into your gaming experience!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the path is filled with treacherous traps and mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to steal your precious spuds.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly Pig Racing Championships where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, flying creepers, and even a giant squid that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, venture into the mysterious Netherrealm where you’ll encounter a secret society of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember when using the internet was actually fun? Well, those days are back, baby!

Crafty Immigrant Adventures: Building a New World, One Block at a Time!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1287
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Votes:	3794
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a magical place where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. We have DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks and Endermen breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and diamond mines?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Oh boy, do we have mods! Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft mods. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas, a mod that makes the sun wear sunglasses, and a mod that replaces all the dirt blocks with giant cupcakes. Trust us, once you see our mods, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

And let’s talk about difficulty. On our server, the mobs are so tough, they bench press diamond blocks for fun. The zombies have PhDs in brain-eating, and the skeletons are expert archers who never miss a shot. But don’t worry, we also have a mod that gives you a jetpack and a laser gun, so you can fight back in style.

As for better graphics, oh boy, are you in for a treat. Our server has so many shaders and texture packs, your eyes will thank you for joining. The grass looks like it’s made of rainbows, the water sparkles like diamonds, and the sunsets are so breathtaking, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the mods are wild, the difficulty is insane, and the graphics are out of this world. Trust us, once you play here, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Items Found:	1886	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to stop the evil Ender Dragon – a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these llamas are ready to take on any challenge and protect our realm from destruction.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr at your every command. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide! #5125

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and intrigue. Will you be able to survive the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and serve up piping hot bowls of noodles to hungry players?

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Grand Assault on Gregorius, an indoors torment filled with heavy armor and even heavier drama. Can you handle the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and unleash your inner fury on unsuspecting foes?

And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, or the 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions that will have you grinding like never before. With banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, and Natsu, as well as Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few torments and heavy armor)!

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Star Shards Collected:	231
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2236
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

KuboCraft: Where even Minecraft characters win manga awards!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so awesome, even Kubo himself would be proud. Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with your trusty sword, just like a true Shonen hero. Who needs Oda and Kishimoto when you can be the star of your own manga adventure? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true OPbro or Nartbro on our server – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	214	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!