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SMP_SonnyBoiCraft

baseball league, batting average, blue hair, championship streak, discrimination, Hero, home run king, M-League, Mister Monkey, Monkey and Club, Monkey Blue, Monkey Mountain, monkeys, near-perfect game, persecution, pitching arm, Rookie, SMP_SonnyBoiCraft, Steroid Monkey, Tragedy, Upper Monkey

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.

Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!

But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!

DisLanyardDrama

Access, adhd, aita, autism, benefit, crowds, disability lanyard, DisLanyardDrama, Empathy, extra help, hidden disability, Legality, long queues, patience, priority boarding, priority queues, special flower lanyard, taking advantage, uk, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	609565
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of disabilities – even the hidden ones! Join us and get your very own special flower lanyard to represent your unique disability in the virtual world. Need a little extra help navigating through the blocky landscapes? We got you covered!

Our server is the perfect place for players with ADHD, autism, or any other hidden disabilities to feel right at home. And hey, if you don’t REALLY need it but just want to use it for priority boarding or queues, that’s cool too! We don’t judge here, we just want everyone to have a good time.

So come on over and let your special flower lanyard guide you to all the fun and excitement our server has to offer. Who knew disabilities could be so… advantageous in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7621	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9231
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	329

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Endless Night Skies:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	162	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!