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Pitch Perfect Prosody
u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land. we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers go to dance their troubles away. plus, our moderators are actual wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the blocky world of minecraft! -
Pitch Perfect Adult Minecraft
come join our epic minecraft server where u can learn absolute pitch as an adult!!! who knew u could become a musical genius while playing blocky games??? our server is like a magical music school where u can train ur brain to have super hearing powers!!! become the next beethoven of minecraft and impress all ur friends with ur newfound skills!!! forget about boring old critical periods, on our server u can learn anything at any age!!! join now and unlock the hidden potential of ur brain!!! #minecraftmaestros #blockybeethoven -
RareEarthRumble
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly Trump officials show up and are all like, “Hey Zelenskyy, we wanna own 50% of Ukraine’s rare earth minerals!” Like, what even is that? But hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy adventure too! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich with some super rare minerals or something. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with all sorts of wacky characters and go on epic quests. So come on, join our server and let’s make some mining magic happen! -
Pitch Me Your A24 Movie Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only therapy we offer is building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with repressed memories, guided regression into blocky worlds, and sleep deprivation induced dreamlike states (totally safe, we promise).Discover the shocking truth behind your PTSD in our server, where the only assault you’ll face is from skeletons and zombies trying to take you down. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and embark on a journey like no other in our mysterious and hilarious Minecraft world. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this insane adventure!
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CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP: Sequel Quests
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have built their own empire and are looking for new recruits to join their ranks.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a potion that turns players into potatoes for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate the world as a spud!
So, what are you waiting for? Pitch us your craziest ideas for the sequel and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will definitely be a hilarious time)!
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LoliVoice Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old voice chat? Look no further, because on our server, the model may be a cute loli, but her voice will have you questioning reality! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious voice chat moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew a cute loli could have such a wacky voice? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eardrums too)! -
voiceland fun crafty
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town! -
Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now! -
PramQueueSkipperAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.
So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!