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CruisequakeCraft

Adventure, cruise ship, CruisequakeCraft, earthquake, Maritime, Motion, natural disaster, nautical, Ocean, ROLLING, sea sickness, seismic activity, Sensation, Ship, travel, tremor, undulating, vacation, vibrating, Waves, windy waters

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	2313
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our minecraft server and experience the wild ride of a cruise ship in a windstorm! imagine the thrill of building your own ship while it’s being tossed around like a ragdoll! feel the adrenaline rush as you try to navigate through the chaos and keep your creations from falling apart!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery. dive deep into the depths and discover hidden caves, sunken ships, and maybe even a kraken or two!

if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! it’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of minecraft!

BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!

Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, children, data analysis, Day, eating habits, Global, habits, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, life satisfaction, Lifestyle, mental health, morning meal, nutrition, research, Start, study, survey, well-being, young people

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server and never miss breakfast again! our virtual world is filled with delicious virtual breakfast options to start your day off right. from virtual pancakes to virtual bacon and eggs, we’ve got it all!

not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.

so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

AureusMC

Community, Discord, Economy, Features, Forge, Fun, Ip:, Join, LATEST, Minecraft, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, pokemon, regular, Running, Server, Technicpack, Unique, Updates, Version

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	7344	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Towns Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to AureusMC, we offer a fun pixelmon community with loads of unique features and regular updates.

Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version : Adds over 850 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5, to be able join our pixelmon servers please use our custom made modpack, or install pixelmon manually through forge.

Server IP: play.Aureusmc.org Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/aureusmc-pixelmon.1994289 Discord: discord.gg/Aureusmc

play.aureusmc.org

MysticHaven

active community, Adventure, alliances, base, challenge, Community, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Exciting Crates, Gear, LifeSteal, Lifesteal gameplay, Minecraft, Missions, MysticHaven, PvP, reliable support, rule, Server, SURVIVE, Trade, wealth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Votes:	9629	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7926
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
New Chunks Explored:	198693	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Enter MysticHaven, where adventure and challenge await! Here’s what makes our server unique: Lifesteal Gameplay: Defeat players and steal their life to become stronger. Be careful, others can steal your life too! Dynamic Economy: Earn money through trade, selling goods, and completing missions. Use your wealth to expand your base and buy better gear. Exciting Crates: Open crates for a chance to get rare and powerful items to dominate your enemies. Active Community: Join a friendly and supportive community. Collaborate, form alliances, and participate in thrilling events. Reliable Support: Our team is always working to improve the server and add new features. Need help? We’re here for you. Join MysticHaven today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Survive, earn, and rule on the best lifesteal server!

45.128.157.4:25626

Merchant Villages: Where the only thing we claim is unlimited land – no griefing allowed!

Allowed, Auction, Chestshop, Claim, eco-system, Economy, Essentials, family friendly, full economy experience, gaming experience, Griefing, Land, merchant, minecraft server, Minigames, Npc, Plugins, protected, PvE, rules, TRADES, Unlimited, Vanilla, Villages

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3598
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Address	mc.merchantvillages.com

Merchant Villages is a friendly non-pvp server looking for mature, well behaved players.

Have you been enjoying Minecraft single player, but found the online community less than you’d hoped for? Are you tired of being griefed by experienced players? Had enough of power hungry admins threatening to ban you every time you blink? Merchant Villages offers a friendly environment for players new to the scene and experienced players alike.

Merchant Villages is well established having been online since January of 2013.

In Merchant Villages you will find a unique economy because it is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang. Villagers on this server have been designed to make trading easy and fun. With EssentialsEco, ChestShop, auction plugin and others seamlessly integrating the vanilla trading with a full eco system, Merchant Villages offers a different approach to creating a full economy experience.

Features:

Unlimited land starting with 100×100 plots and expanded as needed
Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged
Four home sets and more as you rank
No starting in overpopulated areas
Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off
Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more
Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!
Family friendly environment
No Inventory loss arenas
Friendly rules including (1) Respect other players, (2) No offensive language, (3) no hacks, and of course (4) No griefing.

Come and join us for a full, friendly gaming experience.

https://discord.gg/0pkUOvkI9vRNj1Vw

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pvp or non-pvp?	The server is non-pvp.
Is griefing allowed?	No, everything is protected and griefing is not allowed.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, some of the rules include respecting other players, no offensive language, no hacks, and no griefing.
How long has the server been online?	The server has been online since January of 2013.
What kind of economy does the server have?	The economy is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang.

Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

adult content, black-skinned-male, browsing, Character, CONTENT, exclusion, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, filtering, Futanari, Limit, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, pages, r34, rule 34, Rule34Craft, search, Server, taboo

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6459	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7490
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

Bigotry, discrimination, Hate Speech, Oppression, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hierarchy, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, racial superiority, racial violence, racism, Supremacy, white domination, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white privilege, White Supremacy, WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Join us and become part of our crazy community where the only way to survive is to expect the unexpected.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and eggs cracking, but in the end, the players emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering quests and challenges to anyone brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that those who complete all the llama quests will be granted the power to control time itself. Time travel in Minecraft? Only on our SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in our crazy world. Just remember, the right white man marches on. Embrace the chaos or be left behind!

SassyCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ores Mined:	2140	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	2116	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world where stepsons can’t ruin your happiness and where you can focus on building epic structures without any family drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where your happiness is the only thing that matters. No more dealing with unhappy marriages or stepsons who don’t appreciate you – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and have a great time without any drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family troubles behind. Who needs a happy marriage when you can have a happy Minecraft world instead? Let’s build some blocks and forget about all the drama!

PartnerPerks Minecraft SMP

Affection, Allure, attraction, Bond, Charm, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, devotion, fascination, Individuality, love, magnetism, Minecraft, partner, PartnerPerks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, smp, Spark, Special, Unique

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Our server is the perfect place to meet your partner in crime, whether they’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or just really good at finding diamonds. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the mines of our server?

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary love story of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon together, with Porkchop riding into battle on a saddle made of enchanted golden apples. True love knows no bounds, especially when it involves a pig with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what makes your partner truly unique – maybe they’re secretly a wizard with a potion brewing stand in their basement, or maybe they just really like building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined diamonds.

StressCraft 3000

Agitation, anxiety, Burnout, discomfort, exhaustion, insomnia, irritability, mental health, mindfulness, nervousness, overwhelm, Panic, PRESSURE, Relaxation, restlessness, self-care, stress, StressCraft, Tension, unease, worry

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Star Shards Collected:	282
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, gravity-defying builds, and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Forget about relaxation, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie pigmen flash mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or steals your diamonds, you never know).

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!