Pit Boss Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Be me Minecraft server

#carpentry, blockquotepBe, building, Company, compensation, construction, employment, extra money, gallows, Labor, long tail, Management, Minecraft, Négotiation, protest, Raises, Rebellion, Serverpblockquote, tags, Threats, Uber, walkout, wood

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1343	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

>So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

>We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

>Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

Character development, controversial games, dark themes, emotional impact, ethical choices, fan theories, Gaming, genocide theme, hidden endings, indie developers, indie games, Jam, Minecraft, morality in games, pacifist route, player decisions, pro genocide, role playing games, smp, storytelling, Undertale, video games, violent games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9126	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Animals Bred:	185
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

InLawRageQuitCraft

anger, anger triggers, Boundaries, boundaries pushed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, dessert, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, in-laws, InLawRageQuitCraft, loud personalities, quiet personalities, RAGE, relationships, storming out

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1557
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

MoaningMinecraftSMP

awkward names, bedroom names, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, inappropriate names, intimate names, moan in bed, MoaningMinecraftSMP, naughty names, odd names, off-putting names, risque names, sexy names, strange names, taboo names, unattractive names, uncomfortable names, unsuitable names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crops Grown:	2980

Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchantments Applied:	155	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Emeralds Found:	5780
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Items Found:	5245	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6347

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

FitKids Mental Wellness

adolescence, Childhood, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, Exercise, FitKids, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, Mental, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, overall health, physical activity, Physical fitness, Positive Psychology, preventative care, stress, teen years, well-being, wellness, youth development

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	638	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mines Excavated:	1282	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5057
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.