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Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	73
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Farms Harvested:	967
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Towns Built:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9066	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Votes:	3692
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.