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PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	116
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

GriefBusters: Where griefing is strictly prohibited!

60k a year, Advanced, Asylum, contaminated, divinity, dream, Expectations, Ford SUV, GriefBusters, Griefing, GRIEVING, hackers, Jen, loans, msnbc, political Twitter, popular beliefs, private tutors, Prohibited, Reality, REDACTED, secret spiritual experiences, Straight-A student, Strictly

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the adventure of a lifetime with Jen! She’s not just your average player, she earns 60k a year, drives a Ford SUV, and was a straight-A student all her life. But that’s not all, she also has secret spiritual experiences that are even more advanced than yours (and she’s never told anyone about them)!

One time, Jen appeared in my dream to tell me she took out loans to pay for private tutors for her kids. Can you believe it? She’s a true Minecraft legend! And let’s not forget the time she was mentioned on MSNBC, but I pretended I didn’t know who she was. Oh, the drama!

Join our server now and discover the mysteries of Jen’s world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about reality and divinity. Just remember, we don’t post about “Jennifer Psaki” here – that’s a whole other story!

CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness & Memes

Alter Ego Super Bunyan, Berserker Kijyo Kōyō, Bonus servants, Caster Daikokuten, Caster Illyasviel von Einzbern, Caster Miyu Edelfelt, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, collaboration, Collabs events, CraftyCreeperz, Ember Gathering, Event, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, fgog, Foreigner Voyager, friendlist spreadsheet, Interludes, Kinoko Nasu, Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Late April 2024, Login Bonus, madness, Mahoyo x FGO collab, memes, Minecraft, New Mission Release Campaign, ordeal call, Pickup Summon, Pretender Hephaestion, Pretender Lady Avalon, Rare Prism, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, Strengthening quests, Summon Tickets, Training Grounds, utility links, Witch on the Holy Night

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

🌟🔥🎮 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮🔥🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us now and receive a login bonus that includes 3 SQ, 1 Golden Apple, 10 Crystallized Heroic Spirit (5 ATK, 5 HP) and 2M QP! Plus, the chances of obtaining Great (x2) and Super Success (x3) while strengthening your Servant will be doubled! Who wouldn’t want that?!

But wait, there’s more! All Ember Gathering and Training Grounds will be open for your enjoyment. And guess what? The scenario for this event was written by Kinoko Nasu himself! How cool is that?!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have limited-time collab events where you can summon Alter Ego Super Bunyan, Caster Daikokuten, Foreigner Voyager, Berserker Kijyo Kōyō, Caster Illyasviel von Einzbern, and Caster Miyu Edelfelt! These servants are so rare, you won’t want to miss out!

Join us for the Chaldea Broadcasting Station Mahoyo x FGO collab where you can meet Kenji Akabane, Yuusuke Kobayashi, Minami Tanaka, and Haruka Tomatsu! It’s going to be a blast!

Don’t miss out on the New Mission Release Campaign Part 6 where the AP consumption for Storm-Pods quests will be halved! It’s going to be a wild ride!

And let’s not forget about the Lady Avalon Pickup Summon where you can get your hands on the limited 5* Pretender Lady Avalon and the permanent 4* Pretender Hephaestion! These servants are so powerful, you’ll be unstoppable!

Join us now and receive a Spring Novice Master Support Campaign 2024 present that includes 5 Summon Tickets, 12 SQ, 1 Rare Prism, 5 Golden Apples, and 5 Silver Apples! It’s like Christmas came early!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most EPIC adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you! 🎮🔥🌟

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Crafty Correspondence

Communication, Companionship, Connection, correspondence, Crafty, Dogs, Emotional support, friendship, Good Boy edition, handwritten letters, Letter thread, love, loyalty, Memories, Nostalgia, obedience, pen pals, Pets, snail mail, Thoughtful gestures, Training, Writing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	63
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Good Boy Edition Minecraft server, where only the purest of souls are allowed to play! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a pack of unicorn puppies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn puppies.

– We have a secret underground dance party room where you can boogie down with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for…

So come join our Good Boy Edition server and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails

Adventure, animation, Anime, Beautiful, emotional, Enjoy, Fails, FANTASY, Favorite, Frierens, funhouse, instrumental, japanese, Listen, Music, new, ost, Recommend, Release, series, Soundtrack, Sousou no Frieren, track

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	967898	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Yo, forget about OSTs, come join our Minecraft server and vibe to the sound of creepers exploding and zombies groaning in the distance! Trust me, it’s a whole new level of musical experience on our server.

We’ve got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but with pixelated swords and armor.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And every full moon, we have a special event where all the mobs in the game start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So why waste your time listening to boring old OSTs when you could be on our server, living out the wildest Minecraft adventures imaginable? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	5706

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further, because Trading ct is the place to be! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle it.

Join us if you want to trade like a boss and collect all the rare items your heart desires. Need more of a certain set? No problem, just hop on our server and make those trades happen!

And if you happen to know her kik bcosby1122, well then you’re in for a treat! She’s the queen of all trades and will hook you up with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server

Community, CraftyNiji, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, LOLtastic, Luxiem, Miscellaneous, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube, Noctyx, obsydia, Schedule, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5664	Farms Harvested:	561
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own virtual world! Join us and play alongside your favorite virtual idols like Petra Gurin , Elira Pendora , and Finana Ryugu !

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the realms of OBSYDIA where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin rule with an iron pickaxe! Or explore the magical land of Ethyria with Millie Parfait , Enna Alouette , and Reimu Endou !

Feeling adventurous? Join Luxiem and embark on a quest with Luca Kaneshiro , Shu Yamino , Ike Eveland , and Vox Akuma ! Or join Noctyx and face the darkness with Sonny Brisko , Uki Violeta , Alban Knox , and Fulgur Ovid !

And that’s not all! Dive into the world of ILUNA with Maria Mari0nette , Aia Amare , Aster Arcadia , Scarle Yonaguni , and Ren Zott0 ! Or bask in the sunlight with XSOLEIL and D Dropscythe , Meloco Kyoran , Hex Haywire , Kotoka Torahime , and Ver Vermillion !

Ready for a Krisis ? Join us and face the challenges with Vezalius Bandage , Tyrant Vanta , and YuQ Wilson ! Or team up with TTT and conquer the server with Kunai Nakasato , V Brightshield , and Claude Clawmark !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures with the Nijisanji EN crew! And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time!

Blocky Time Warp

7 years later, anticipation, blocky, delayed games, delayed release, delayed sequel, delayed updates, Disappointment, fan expectations, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, long development, long wait, Metroid Prime 4, metroid series, Nintendo, nintendo switch, release date, still waiting, Time, video games, Warp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	66	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4! Seriously, it’s been 7 years and still no sign of Samus Aran. But fear not, because on our server, you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about delays or cancellations.

Join us and experience a world where you can build giant Metroid bosses out of blocks, craft your own power suit with enchanted armor, and explore mysterious alien worlds filled with hidden treasures. Who needs Nintendo when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if Nintendo ever does release the game, you’ll be too busy having fun on our server to even notice!

Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

aggression, Bodies, Confidence, Conflict, Crafty, dreams, eastern europe, EMBARRASSMENT, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, Life, Military, Minecraft, neo-Belarus, Politics, power, pride, Problem, russia, Russias, strategy, Ukraine, vatniggers, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪

Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥

Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️

Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥

Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉

Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

Adventure, caregiving, Communication, emotional, Empathy, family, grandmother, Grannys, Guilt, health, Hospital, hospital visit, life lessons, loved ones, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Priorities, Reflection, regret, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, time constraints, Time management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Enchantments Applied:	191	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ores Mined:	9479
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5299

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”

KonoCraft: Aqua’s Favorite Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, comedy, Darkness, explosion magic, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, Funny Moments, isekai, japanese animation, kazuma, KonoCraft, konosuba, light novel, Manga adaptation, megumin, Minecraft, Otaku, pantyshot, quirky characters, Server, upskirt

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a chance to witness Megumin in all her glory with our exclusive upskirt pantyshot feature! Yes, you read that right – we have Megumin’s panties on display for all to see!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a unicorn that farts rainbows, a dragon that sings show tunes, and a leprechaun that gives out diamonds like they’re candy! You won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!