pissrael039s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WaitCraft SMP

adaptation, environmental factors, Evolution, evolution timeline, evolutionary biology, evolutionary changes, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, Galapagos birds, genetic variation, human development, human diet, human evolution, human evolution timeline, human history, human lifestyle, natural selection, PRIMATES, smp, species evolution, Survival of the Fittest, WaitCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5046	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the evolution of players in real time! Watch as they go from noobs to pros in a matter of days, evolving their building skills and PvP strategies at an alarming rate. Who needs millions of years of evolution when you can see it happen right before your eyes on our server?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, their trading deals are out of this world (literally, they have connections with alien villagers).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the craziest evolution of players and villagers you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even evolve into a Minecraft god yourself.

RoommateRaidz Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, ending friendship, extreme reaction, forgiveness, friendship, Invasion, Minecraft, mistake, personal space, privacy, roommate, RoommateRaidz, Server, Trust, trust issues, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crops Grown:	4911

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures that will make you question your friendships just like this Reddit user did! 🤪🤪

Imagine setting up a camera in your virtual Minecraft room only to catch your in-game roommate snooping around and going through your pixelated belongings! 😱😱 And when you confront them, they try to justify their actions by saying it’s just a “mistake” and that you’re overreacting! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

But wait, there’s more! This roommate has a history of betraying your trust in the virtual world, just like in real life! 🤯🤯 Will you forgive them and continue the friendship, or will you kick them out of your virtual house and never look back? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server! Join now for all the drama and excitement you can handle! 🎮🎉 #MinecraftDrama #VirtualBetrayal #FriendshipOver 😂😂

NanaBananaGone

AITAH, Blood, Boys, CAR, comfort, dad, Divorce, family, generational photo, honeymoon, kicked out, Kids, Live, nana, NanaBananaGone, openly happy, Raised, TREATED, uncle, Wedding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for the chance to escape your real-life family issues and immerse yourself in a world where tying someone to a chair for not finishing their food is just a funny prank.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up frustrations, just like our player who celebrated when their nana got kicked out of their dad’s wedding. Who needs therapy when you can build your own virtual world and take out your anger on some pixelated zombies?

So come join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family who treats you better than your real one!

BlockyRegrets: ForgettableCraft

BlockyRegrets, Closure, emotional baggage, ForgettableCraft, forgiveness, healing, hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, Memory, mistake, moving on, past, personal growth, Reflection, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, starting over, Therapy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t just hit rewind and erase that embarrassing moment from your life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience a world where you can literally delete any event from your past with just a click of a button. Accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Erase it! Got caught stealing diamonds from your friend’s chest? Poof, it never happened!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Time-Traveling Chicken, who will take you on wild adventures through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic period, build a castle in medieval times, or even witness the creation of the very first dirt block!

So why wait? Join our server today and start rewriting your own story in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

ChipCraft: US-China War Minecraft Server

Beijing, Chinese banks, ChipCraft, CHIPS, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, Imports, international relations, machine tools, Minecraft, Russian ship, sanctions, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US, USChina, War, Warning, wartime Russia

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	57
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	69
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got russian ships and chinese banks all up in here? yea man, we got all the machine tools and chips imported straight from china, but like, it’s all cool cuz they just call it normal trade, ya know? come join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen, like maybe a russian ship crashing into a chinese bank or something, who knows? just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

TongueTasteCraft

anatomy, appreciation, biology, gift, Gratitude, human body, Mouth, oral cavity, oral hygiene, physiology, rare occurrence, Sensation, sensation of touch, sense of taste, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, Tongue, TongueTasteCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

lol join dis server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and chickens dat lay golden eggs. u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas dat shoot lasers out their eyes. build a house made of candy and live happily ever after with ur pet dragon. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun and taste the rainbow of craziness on dis server!

Super Earth

building, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelart, Plugins, PvP, Quests, rankings, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to Super Earth! Join our French survival server 1.20.4 with professions, powers, teams and levels inspired by the Nations of the world. Enjoy skins, tags, quests, daily quests, and lottery in a “farm to win” universe in constant development. Ready to take on the challenge?

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DonkeyCraft Server: Urban Jungle

Abilities, candy, chains, city, cranky, crash bandicoot, Diddy, Dixie, Donkey, donkey kong, Donkey Kong Urban Jungle, DonkeyCraft, fast paced movement, Funky, JUNGLE, Kong civilians, Kongs, Kremling Krew, Lanky Kong, mario 3d world, New game, October release, power lines, Precision, Server, sonic colors, Swinging, Tiny Kong, Urban, urban jungle

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Farms Harvested:	522	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Get ready to go bananas on our Minecraft server, where we have a new game coming out next year called “Donkey Kong Urban Jungle”! Inspired by all your favorite classic games, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

Join us and choose from a variety of Kongs, including the OG Donkey, Dixie, Diddy, Cranky, and Funky. But wait, there’s more! Unlock special Kongs like Candy with her watermelon weapon, Tiny Kong in all her racing glory, and Lanky Kong looking like a trophy straight out of Smash Bros.

Explore a city overrun by the Kremling Krew, swinging from chains, power lines, and even Kremling Flags. Save Kong civilians and show those Kremlings who’s boss with your epic movement abilities.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you swing from broken power lines and save Kong civilians in a city gone mad? Get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

AsianInvasion Minecraft SMP

acceptance, America, Asian American experience, Asian people, AsianInvasion, cross-cultural interactions, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, diversity in America, diversity in society, hypothetical scenarios, inclusion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial dynamics, racial stereotypes, smp, social experiment, societal norms, travel, white people

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	149	Towns Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where America is filled with Asian people instead of white people! Our server is a hilarious twist on reality where you can explore a land of sushi restaurants on every corner and kung fu battles breaking out in the streets.

But that’s not all! Our SMP also features a secret underground society of ninja pandas who are plotting to take over the server with their bamboo weapons. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bamboo-fueled rampage?

With custom plugins like the Fortune Cookie Enchantment that gives you random buffs and debuffs every time you mine a block, and the Dim Sum Dimension where you can feast on endless dumplings, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience a world where the American Dream is replaced with the Asian Dream, where fortune cookies hold the key to your destiny, and where pandas are more deadly than creepers. See you in game!

No Sis Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, apartment, balance, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, family, financial decisions, irresponsible, Messy, Minecraft, move in, refusing, relationships, Routine, sanity, security deposit, Server, Sis, small apartment, spare room, Support, Villain, working from home

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of living with your boyfriend’s messy sister in a tiny virtual apartment! Will she overstay her welcome? Will your boyfriend give you the cold shoulder and accuse you of being selfish? Find out on our server, where family drama and boundary-setting are the name of the game! So, come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos and come out on top!