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Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ores Mined:	7414

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Animals Bred:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!