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pissing Minecraft Servers

  • Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

    Crab Rave Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 6355
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Zombie Dances: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

    Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

    Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

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  • HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

    HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3900
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Alien Abductions: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

    Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

    Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

    So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

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  • PixelPervs Minecraft Server

    PixelPervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9723
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can post your girl and watch her get transformed into all sorts of crazy stuff! Want to see her in xray nude or turned into a porn star? We’ve got you covered with options like facial, anal, bondage, ass spread, legs spread, pissing, lingerie, and more!

    But wait, there’s more! If your pic is questionable or just plain bad, we’ll skip it. We only want the best for our players, after all. And if our transformations get you feeling some type of way, don’t be shy – come back and let us know how it makes you feel!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky time unlike any other Minecraft experience out there. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world we’ve created!

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  • Blocky Booty Bash

    Blocky Booty Bash
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 3350
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Chimeras Created: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the unexpected is always around the corner.

    Picture this: a Muslim man in France decides to film himself…wait for it…pissing on a French girl in broad daylight! That’s right, folks, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server.

    So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What the actual block?!” Let’s get this party started! (Disclaimer: No actual pissing allowed on the server, please and thank you.)

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  • FurryCraft: Where Gay Furries Rule the Blocks!

    FurryCraft: Where Gay Furries Rule the Blocks!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5227
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle! We welcome all goons and questionable characters with open arms, so get ready for some wild times.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building towering structures at questionable heights. Who needs safety regulations when you can live life on the edge (literally)? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasures buried deep within the virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we also have insane events like pig racing and chicken jousting. Who will be crowned the ultimate champion of the farm animals? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Astra Vale: Where we promise semi-vanilla, but end up with extra sprinkles! 1.20.4

    Astra Vale: Where we promise semi-vanilla, but end up with extra sprinkles! 1.20.4
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 1923
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ores Mined: 8534
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

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    Astra Vale Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Java/Bedrock Network
    Admins Heavily dedicated
    Discord Server Feature-rich and beautiful
    Current Game Mode SMP with land claims, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins
    Upcoming Features New game modes and features
    Community Feedback All development prioritized based on community feedback
    Community Age Welcoming and friendly to anyone 14+
    Support Ticket management system in Discord for issue resolution

    FAQ

    What is the Astra Vale Minecraft server?

    Astra Vale is a Java/Bedrock network with dedicated admins and a feature-rich Discord server.

    What game modes are currently available on the server?

    The current game mode is SMP with features like land claims, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

    Are there any upcoming features?

    Yes, new game modes and features are in development and will be released soon.

    How can I join the Astra Vale community?

    You can join the Astra Vale Discord server using this invite link: https://discord.gg/5KkFvTMUHj

    Is there support available for any issues I may encounter on the server?

    Yes, there is a ticket management system in the Discord server for issue resolution.

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  • Ayan’s Blocky Adventure: Thankful for My Name!

    Ayan’s Blocky Adventure: Thankful for My Name!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7956
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Villages Defended: 16

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame names? Well, you’re in luck because you’ve stumbled upon the most epic server in all of blocky land! This server is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging bullets like Ayan did when his parents named him. That’s right, our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re dodging bullets left and right just to survive. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor to protect you (and maybe a shield or two).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky bullets!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SummerCraft92: Where Creepers Wear Hawaiian Shirts and Endermen Rock Sunglasses

    SummerCraft92: Where Creepers Wear Hawaiian Shirts and Endermen Rock Sunglasses
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7149
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where summer ’92 is alive and kicking! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to a time when toothpicks were the ultimate weapon of choice.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player challenges you to a duel. But instead of swords, you both whip out toothpicks and engage in the most epic toothpick battle ever seen in Minecraft history. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary machizmo slapper, a mysterious figure who roams the land slapping the machizmo out of anyone who dares to talk smack. Will you be brave enough to face this toothpick-wielding enforcer?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with toothpick duels, machizmo slapping, and summer ’92 nostalgia. Just be sure to watch your mouth, or you might end up with a toothpick in your eye!

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  • Mischievous Minearchy: Where chaos reigns and villagers go on strike! 1.20 update!

    Mischievous Minearchy: Where chaos reigns and villagers go on strike! 1.20 update!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 8817
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 365 Dragon Eggs Found: 8415
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

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    Lands of Minearchy Minecraft Server

    Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for an active server to join? Welcome to Lands of Minearchy, where your Minecraft adventure begins!

    SMP:

    Join our bustling SMP community, where players of all kinds are welcomed with open arms. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s a place for you here.

    Minigames:

    Experience endless fun with our wide range of minigames! From classic favorites like Prop Hunt to intense KitPvP battles and upcoming Bedwars, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Start your Journey:

    Trailer: Watch Trailer

    Ready to dive in? Join us at:

    Website: https://landsofminearchy.com

    IP:

    • play.minearchy.com
    • bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    Cheers,

    jonaas13Owner – Lands of Minearchy

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server active? Yes, our server has a bustling community with active players.
    Can new players join? Absolutely! Whether you’re new to Minecraft or an experienced player, everyone is welcome on our server.
    What minigames are available? We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
    How can I start playing? Simply connect to our server using the provided IP addresses and start your Minecraft adventure!

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  • TerraeMC VS Hypixel

    TerraeMC VS Hypixel
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4461
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

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    Hypixel VS TerraeMC

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base Can be overcrowded
    Wide variety of mini-games May experience lag due to high traffic
    Professional server management May have pay-to-win elements

    TerraeMC

    Pros Cons
    Unique survival experience with Towny system Smaller player base
    Compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions May have fewer mini-games
    Community-driven server with active Discord Not as well-known as Hypixel

    FAQ

    1. What is the main focus of Hypixel?

    Hypixel is known for its wide variety of mini-games and competitive gameplay.

    2. What sets TerraeMC apart from other servers?

    TerraeMC offers a unique survival experience with its Towny system, allowing players to form their own towns and nations.

    3. Which Minecraft versions are supported on TerraeMC?

    TerraeMC runs on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

    4. Is there a way to engage with the community on TerraeMC?

    Yes, TerraeMC has an active Discord community where players can interact, share experiences, and get updates about the server.

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  • DelusionalCraft: Where reality is just a suggestion!

    DelusionalCraft: Where reality is just a suggestion!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 7577
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: Nijisanji, the VTuber agency, has taken over and is causing chaos left and right. They’ve even managed to convince a big anime voice actor to skip out on a convention just because they have a beef with someone unrelated to the VAs. Can you believe it? Join our server for a chance to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even become a part of the wacky world of Nijisanji. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • Crafty Creeper’s MLB Dreams – A Minecraft server where even the creepers dream big!

    Crafty Creeper’s MLB Dreams – A Minecraft server where even the creepers dream big!
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 7984
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover scandalous family secrets like never before! We can’t promise you’ll find out about your aunt dating a famous baseball player, but we can guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where villagers are secretly plotting to overthrow the server owner’s rule. Or perhaps you’ll discover a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join in on the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

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  • Get ready to prosper in a blocky world full of surprises and new friends on our vanilla Minecraft server! No age limit, just pure fun!

    Get ready to prosper in a blocky world full of surprises and new friends on our vanilla Minecraft server! No age limit, just pure fun!
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7088
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

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    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/enderman-boat-hack/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Season 10th
    Community Strong and friendly
    Streamers Regularly streaming
    Server Type Similar to hermitcraft
    Features Roleplay, factions, major build projects
    Rules Be respectful, no clowns allowed
    Plugins Few plugins, vanilla server
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can find the IP address on our Discord server. Join our Discord using the link provided above.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, be respectful to other players and do not engage in clown-like behavior.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

    A: This server is intended for a mature community, but there is no strict age restriction.

    Q: Can I participate in major build projects on the server?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in and contribute to ongoing build projects.

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  • KinoCraft: Back on the Menu, Boys!

    KinoCraft: Back on the Menu, Boys!
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5233
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some serious spice! Join us for a wild ride through the land of Kino, where the mobs are tougher, the loot is juicier, and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those explosive dancers and make them your loyal pets! That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a creeper, blowing up anything that stands in your way.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare treasures and bragging rights. Rumor has it that Steve once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Can you top that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Kino is back on the menu, boys, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos!

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