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AncientMagic

AncientMagic, Bosses, custom abilities, Economy, FTB, leveling up, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Raids, Roleplay, RPG

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Always wanted to experience real and well made but at the same time simple and chill RPG server?

Join AncientMagic and: – Beat Bosses – Team up with other players and beat raids. – Level up – Use our custom abilities And many, many more.

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Skyblock with Mods: Not Your Mama’s Vanilla Server!

backups, Community, Dedicated, Discord, encouraged, Info, Items, mamas, Modded, modpacks, Mods, NVMe, planned, RAM, regular players, ryzen, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla, Vote, Website

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Spawn	Player-created
Banned Items	Discouraged but not banned
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe
Join Discord	Join Discord
Website	More Info

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	Anyone can join, just join our Discord to get started!
Are there banned items on the server?	Some items are discouraged but not banned.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no kits or unfair p2w advantages.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.

SisCraft Minecraft Server

character design, character transformations, cosplay inspiration, digital identities, fan reactions, fantasy world, final fantasy xiv, game graphics, Gaming Community, look like THAT, Minecraft, mmorpg, online entertainment, online gaming, Player Customization, Server, SisCraft, surprised reactions, unexpected appearances, Video game characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, XIVsisters

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, the XIVsisters look like absolute QUEENS! With their fabulous outfits and killer dance moves, you’ll never want to leave their side. Plus, rumor has it they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the server – if you can find it, you’ll be rolling in riches! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with the XIVsisters – you won’t regret it!

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Cinema, film analysis, film critique, film discussion, film rating, film review, Kino, kino analysis, kino critique, kino discussion, kino rating, kino review, KinoCraft, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, Movie Rating, movie review, Server, was it kino

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	4831
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing exploding sheep at them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on ours? Come join us and see for yourself if it’s “kino” enough for you!

HOA Bus Minecraft Server

bus, Communication, Contact, Hoa, HOA fine, knock on door, letter, market, Minecraft, neighbors, new house, Note, phone number, property damage, Repair, resolution, response, river rock, Server, shared grass, SoD, Sprinklers, texas

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with neighbors who mess with your property! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic battles against pesky HOA members and unruly neighbors.

Picture this: you come home to find your shared grass area torn up and replaced with sod in the middle of summer. The audacity! But fear not, on our server, you can seek revenge by building a fortress made entirely of river rock to protect your precious land.

Take matters into your own hands as you strategize how to confront your neighbors in the virtual world. Will you send them a strongly worded letter demanding they fix your sprinkler head, or will you unleash a horde of angry villagers on their pixelated house? The choice is yours!

Don’t worry about the HOA breathing down your neck for the dead grass, on our server, we have your back. Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate the treacherous waters of neighborly disputes in the world of Minecraft!

HaircutCraft: NoFearKids

aita, anxiety, approachable, calming down, child’s emotions, child’s fear, child’s first haircut, child’s name, children, crying, fear, fear tactics, hair cutting, haircut anxiety, HaircutCraft, NoFearKids, parenting, pushing boundaries, refusal, staff room, tattooed

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8485

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the toughest of barbers can find a home! Just like the heavily tattooed, beard-sporting barber in this story, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wild adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cutting hair in a virtual world, where crying children are a common occurrence but fear not, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone has a good time. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a dad who believes in the power of intimidating barbers to calm his child down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and absurdity of everyday life, just like this unforgettable barber encounter? Come join us and see what other wacky stories await you in our virtual world!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice from mentors, advice worth following, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, guidance, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Server, success tips, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8213	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the best advice of your life – always carry a bucket of lava with you for emergencies! Trust us, it’ll come in handy when you least expect it. Our server is like no other, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking creeper. So why wait? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ExCraftedHeartache

10. moving on, 11. toxic relationship, 12. closure, 13. healing process, 14. self-care, 15. letting go, 16. forgiveness, 17. starting over, 18. self-reflection, 19. closure, 2. Breakup, 20. relationship trauma, 3. betrayal, 4. heartbreak, 5. cheating, 6. lies, 7. emotional abuse, 8. manipulation, 9. trust issues, ex, ExCraftedHeartache

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your pent-up anger by blowing up your ex’s virtual house with TNT! That’s right, no more heartbreak, just explosive revenge in block form. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to your ex and sacrifice a diamond block, you’ll be blessed with good luck in finding your next Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ex-blasting begin!

CreeperCarnageCraft

Conflict, CreeperCarnageCraft, current events, Deal, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, formal, Hamas, hostage deal, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Politics, REJECTED, rejection, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	4976	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this server its like so lit like a creeper on fire lol. we got diamonds for days and pigs that can fly, like for real tho. one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back, and it was like the coolest thing ever.

we also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. and don’t even get me started on the parties we throw, they’re so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out with us.

plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always willing to help out. so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle or a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, you won’t regret it.

EcoSpeedCraft: Quiet & Fast!

#Automotive, #sustainability, acceleration, attention seeking, car industry, common, eco-friendly, EcoSpeedCraft, electric cars, electric motors, electric vehicles, Environment, Fast, Future, green living, innovation, noise pollution, Quiet, renewable energy, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3288	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

join our minecraft server and escape the impending doom of silent electric cars taking over the world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the electric car overlords and plot your revenge.

build your own electric car in minecraft and race against other players to see who can out-accelerate the silent killers.

we also have a special plugin that allows you to turn any mob into an electric car, so you can ride around on a creeper or a zombie while blasting past your enemies.

join now before it’s too late and the electric cars take over for good!