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> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

cuckittini, long tail tag, Minecraft, Pissi, pissi cuckittini, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blockageddon: The End is Nigh

Apocalypse, apocalyptic theories, armageddon, Blockageddon, catastrophic event, catastrophic predictions, cosmic event, Doomsday, doomsday scenario, End of the World, end times, existential threat, extinction event, final days, global catastrophe, man-made disaster, natural disaster, nigh, planetary destruction, predictions, speculation, world destruction

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9779
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out how the world will end in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Will it be overrun by a horde of zombie chickens? Will a giant creeper explode and destroy everything in sight? The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on in and see for yourself how the world will meet its ridiculous demise!

FlySucksButNoMosqs

ANNOYING, fly bites, fly control, fly extermination, fly infestation, fly prevention, fly problem, fly repellent, FlySucksButNoMosqs, house flies, house mosquitos, insect control, insects, mosquito bites, mosquito control, mosquito extermination, mosquito infestation, mosquito prevention, mosquito problem, mosquito repellent, Pests

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

So, like, you know how house flies are, like, super annoying and stuff? well, on this server, we don’t have house flies, but we do have house mosquitos! but don’t worry, they’re, like, totally chill and won’t bother you while you’re building your epic creations.

join our server for the thrill of dodging virtual mosquitos while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a survival game, but with a twist! plus, our mosquitos are, like, super cute and will totally become your new best friends.

so, like, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the mosquitos are friendly and the adventures are endless. who knew getting bit by a mosquito could be so much fun?

PixelPrincess Minecraft Server

Asian girls, beauty standards, cultural diversity, cultural expectations, Dating in Japan, Diversity, east asian women, gender equality, Gender Roles, girls in japan, Individuality, Japanese culture, japanese girls, Minecraft, modern society, PixelPrincess, relationships, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, traditional values, women in japan

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with creepers and zombies? Well, look no further because our server is home to a rare breed of Japanese girls who are as elusive as the Ender Dragon! These girls are not only skilled builders and redstone wizards, but they also have the power to summon cute anime creatures to help you in your quests.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a kawaii girl in a maid outfit building a pixel art shrine to her favorite anime character. Or maybe you’ll encounter a ninja girl who can disappear into thin air and leave a trail of cherry blossoms in her wake.

But be warned, these girls are not to be underestimated. They have mastered the art of PvP and will take you down with their diamond swords faster than you can say “kawaii desu ne!”

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us and experience the magic of Japanese girls in blocky form. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a pixelated waifu!

AnonCraft Server: Would You Rather?

AnonCraft, Anons, art degree, Black, Caretaker, children, dyed hair, family, Fatherless, girl, hate, Housewife, Kids, Marry, mentally ill, Morals, racist board, Religious, Server, tiktok, virginal, White, zoomerette

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and choose your path to love and chaos! Will you marry a religious, virginal girl with morals who is ready to be a housewife and caretaker for children, but she’s mentally ill and her family will hate you? Or will you marry a zoomerette with dyed hair, an art degree, mental illness, and a TikTok account she posts on every day, who doesn’t want kids and has dated three men before you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the blocks have personalities! You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next. From block parties to block drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or blocks)!

Stepmom vs. Kids Minecraft Server

adult children, aita, blended family, communication breakdown, criticism, family dynamics, Family Values, financial restrictions, fulfillment, grandparenting, household habits, Kids, Minecraft, my wife, parental responsibilities, personal growth, prioritized above children, relationship issues, Server, step-parenting, stepmom, Support

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8210	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize family drama over everything else! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of balancing a wife who thinks she’s the queen bee and adult children who still need support.

Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through domestic habits, financial restrictions, and the decline of intimacy. Will you choose to prioritize your spouse or your kids? Will you be able to maintain a peaceful household while also exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement right here on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate family showdown in the world of blocks and pixels!”

GraduationGriefGone

achievement, achievement recognition, biomedical science, cousin drama, emotional response, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, feeling dismissed, feeling overlooked, first generation doctor, Graduation, graduation importance, GraduationGriefGone, hard work, hurt feelings, veterinary science, wedding conflicts

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	459255	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not allowed, unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Speaking of drama, have you ever wanted to escape family drama like the one described above? Well, look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build your castle with!

Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the most extravagant and ridiculous structures you can think of. Need to blow off some steam? Take it out on those pesky creepers and zombies that roam the land. And don’t worry, we won’t schedule any weddings on the day of your virtual graduation ceremony, because we understand the importance of celebrating your achievements in style!

So come on over and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only family you need is your fellow players who will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkyTimerCraft

ALARM, Apocalyptic, Chaos, countdown, Crisis, Decision making, fear, giant timer, impending doom., Panic, Quick Thinking, reaction, SKY, SkyTimerCraft, stress, surreal, Survival, time limit, Time management, unexpected, Urgency

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: you log in and suddenly, a giant 5-minute timer appears in the sky, counting down to who knows what! Will it be a meteor shower? Will it rain diamonds? Will a giant chicken spawn and start a dance party? The possibilities are endless!

Join our server for the thrill of never knowing what crazy event will happen next. One time, a player dug a hole and found a secret underground disco filled with dancing creepers. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed for an hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but carrots and determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Just remember, when the timer hits zero, anything can happen!

Lawyers vs. Paychecks

attorney salaries, discrimination, equality, Fairness, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Justice, law, Lawyers, legal fees, legal industry, legal profession, legal representation, legal services, Legal System, paychecks, salary gap, social justice, socioeconomic status, wage inequality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	1865	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ASP, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! This server is like the VIP section of indie vtubers, where only the coolest and most elite players hang out. We’re talking about vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we don’t mess around with those 2view peasants.

Join us if you want to shill your 499view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they haven’t hit that 1000 CCV mark, they’re welcome here.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s on top, and our Twitch Clips Guide for all the best moments. Plus, we have a VOD Archive, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) because we celebrate our vtubers like they’re royalty.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it.

NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Votes:	3554

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!