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Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Gearblock Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	338	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Gearblock Survival Server is a Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server geared towards vanilla Minecraft survival with a few fun tweaks that still stick true to the vanilla Minecraft experience. Our world never resets so you keep everything! We are a brand new server always striving to update to the latest version from here on out. Our server runs 24/7 so come by anytime you like!

Key Features: Earnable ranks through voting with perks The map never resets! Keep your builds forever! Ranks: Level up through 100 ranks and earn perks McMMO/Jobs: Conquer the leaderboards Crates: Win epic gear, earn keys with voting! ShopGUI: Buy and sell items in a GUI Player Warps: Show off your builds! and more!

Gearblock’s goal is to create a healthy, fun, and friendly environment where players can express their creativity and form part of a great community.

play.gearblock.net

The Voyage Within

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

This is a Towny Roleplay server with quests, shops, ruins and many more. The goal is to have the biggest town and be the richest player. There are many ways to earn money such as Jobs, or Quests. When you join, you can join one of three default towns. Each town has its own benefit which can change up your strategy, what you have access to and where? You can then create your own town and build an empire. But remember, you can’t do this by yourself. Special thanks to Jack (Quintessic) for significant help creating Celest. The rest of our staff team can be found on our website.

play.mcvoyagewithin.com

Savage network

Cracked, Economy, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5729	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1

This server has many things like economy, shop, coin shop, sell wands, pvp area, crates, and more join our discord to see all features. https://discord.gg/x7TvZRRDxt

And our server is running in a high-end host so there is no lag. And we give free crate keys every day!

savagenetwork.sneakygames.net:31215

NextLevel Skyblock-Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

FACTIONS,SKYBLOCK 1.8 server Factions with,raid,spawners,pvp and so much more RPG headrankup system coming soon /Warp shop,/Warp pvp /Warp crates and much more! join now and do /kit starter! build you faction base and start raiding! NEED PLAYERS – STAFF JUST JOIN AND CHECK IT OUT SURE U WILL LOVE IT!

142.44.170.37:25578

Trickymc prison

op prison

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	New Chunks Explored:	300162
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Brand new op prison with free keys every 10 min. And Santa GIFTS.Private mines, rankups, autominers, crystals, INSANE enchantmentsFREE Ranks and Keys for XMASS.We wait you in server!

23.230.3.4:25449

Zone

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Dragon Eggs Found:	927
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

At Zone, we strive to provide the best playing experience for all players. Featuring Skyblock and Survival with more coming soon! The server is currently on Minecraft version 1.16.4 with all the new features but without that annoying combat cooldown. If you experience any issues please contact us on Discord or Twitter.

play.zonemc.net

Craftergang Best Citybuild Network

Factions, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	1062

+ What we can offer you: Citybuilds: – Cool extraordinary city build (With extraordinary features) – Alle Ränge free to Play! – Our city build is different with many special features! – Citybuild system self-programmed – Cool features you won’t expect – All servers from 1.8 – 1.17.1 playable – Alles Free to play! Links: – Our server IP: Craftergang.net – Unser TeamSpeak: Craftergang.net – Our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/craftergang/

craftergang.net

Luckymines

Lucky blocks, op prison, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

• LuckyMines is a Unique Prison server which supports Lucky Blocks and Plots. The server has fun features such as mine bombs which exist in 5 different forms and can be earned through Lucky Blocks, Ranks and the Voting Crate. (/vote)

play.luckymines.net

Pickdax

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	8056
Dragon Eggs Found:	7656	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Discord server: https://discord.gg/Uv73wv7

This is a Minecraft factions server, YOU can build, attack, have fun, mine and team up on other players. This Factions Server is waiting to be discovered by YOU! Join now! Pickdax.aternos.me

Pickdax.aternos.me

Aop world

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	4257
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Server IP: aopbitsh.net

aopbitsh.net