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Hangover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	3598	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	2297	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

FacelessCraft Minecraft Server

#concealed identity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, face reveal, FACELESS, FacelessCraft, hidden face, hidden identity, identity reveal, masked man, Minecraft, mysterious stranger, Mystery man, obscured face, Reveal, secretive, Server, Uncovering, unknown person, Unmasking, Unrecognizable, unseen face, Unveiling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2972	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mystery of the elusive player who never takes off their helmet! Rumor has it they’re actually a secret agent on a mission to save the virtual world from evil mobs. Will you be the one to finally reveal their true identity? Only on our server can you embark on this wild adventure and maybe, just maybe, catch a glimpse of the mysterious player’s face. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest!

Pickaxe Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	8664	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wacky Minecraft needs!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their mind-blowing chicken dance moves. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	1679
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7211	Potions Brewed:	126

Do you ever feel like you just can’t live without Minecraft? Well, you’re in luck because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground dance party with Notch himself. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8991	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from da Russian occupiers like da brave Ukrainian soldiers did! Build ur own underground bunker to hide from da evil invaders and gather resources to fight back! Join forces with other players to form a resistance and take down da oppressors in epic battles! Plus, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs from ur hands cuz why not?! So come on, join dis server and show dem Russians who’s boss! #UkraineStrong #MinecraftRevolution

AquaticLand – Where Landlubbers are the Real Fish Out of Water

adaptation, aquatic animals, AquaticLand, Biodiversity, conservation, Earth, ecology, ecosystem, Environment, Evolution, Fish, habitat, humans, Land, landlubbers, Life, Marine Biology, marine life, Ocean, Plants, real, specialized environment, Underwater, Water

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchantments Applied:	93	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BE LIVIN’ IN DA WATER WORLD, YO! WE BE SWIMMIN’ WITH DA FISHES AND PLANTS LIKE AQUAMAN ON STEROIDS! FOR REAL, WE BE DA REAL AQUATIC MASTERS, NOT DEM LANDLUBBERS! COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA DEPTHS OF DA OCEAN, WHERE WE RULE LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS! WHO NEEDS LAND WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WATER, AMIRITE? SWIM ON OVER AND JOIN DA FUN, WE PROMISE YOU WON’T DROWN…MAYBE. 😂🐠🌊 #WATERWORLDMASTERS #SWIMMINGWITHFISHES #OCEANICLIFEFOREVER

TabletTots – Slow Response Zone

attention span, child behavior, child development, Child Psychology, cognitive delays, cognitive development., Communication Development, digital age, digital devices, early learning, educational technology, interactive devices, modern parenting, parenting challenges, response, screen addiction, screen time, Slow, tablet use, TabletTots, technology and kids, technology impact, toddler behavior, Zone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late!

Caledonian SMP: Where adults play with blocks, but not square ones. Join the fun now!

1.21, Adults, blocks, Caledonian, collaboration, Contests, Datapacks, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Fun, Griefing, interactive community, java, jei, Join, minimap, optifine, Play, rules, Server Events, smp, Square, Trophy, Vanilla, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489

Caledonian SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP with some Vanillatweaks datapacks
Features	Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap
Server Events	Regular events and contests with custom trophy rewards

FAQs

1. What are the server rules?

1. Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense. 2. No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items. 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed. 4. No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server.

2. How can I join the server?

To join, join our discord and apply!

BlockMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where you can explore strip clubs in Minecraft and indulge in the aroma of sweaty stripper feet. It’s a unique experience that will leave you wanting more!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of foot sniffing adventures. From white to black, brown to Asian soles, you’ll have the opportunity to sniff them all and revel in the heavenly scent. Our community is open-minded and welcoming, so don’t be shy about expressing your love for feet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, once you start sniffing those virtual toes, you’ll never want to leave!

FinalBattle2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., Communists, Country, deep state, Democracy, drain the swamp, Fake News Media, fascists, final battle, FinalBattle2024, freedom, Globalists, Government, Liberation, Marxists, Minecraft, patriots, political class, revolution, Server, tyrants, Villains, warmongers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	360317	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! In the year 2024, we are gearing up for the final battle against the Deep State and all their evil minions. Join us as we embark on a quest to demolish the corrupt government, kick out warmongers, and banish globalists from our virtual world.

But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.

And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!

So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!

Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!

Airbnb, celebration, cleaning, college, Drama, Expense, family, Furniture, Grad, Graduation, graduation party, home, inlaws, Lake, market rate, Niece, nieces, OBLIGATION, Party, reduced rate, rental, Respect, sc, Trash, vacation, vacation home

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Buildings Constructed:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the Airbnb vacation home owned by this poor soul.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!

Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!