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GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CraftyCanuckEVs

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, Canada, Chinese-made, CraftyCanuckEVs, economic relations, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, foreign relations, global market, government policy, Imports, international trade, North America, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do ballet. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers tell the funniest jokes.

u know why u gotta join? cuz our villagers throw the wildest parties and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. plus, our ender dragon has a secret talent for beatboxing.

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bucketry SMP: Where Pyro Farming is Hotter Than Your Mixtape

AFK pool, bedrock server, Bucketry, chat games, custom spawners, discord community, Farming, forge friendships, HOTTER, java server, legendary artifacts, Lively Community Events, Mixtape, Pinata Parties, Pyro, rare loot, secret hideouts, smp, Soul system, Spirit Discussions, Tame Pets, Temporary flying abilities, Treasure hunt, unforgettable memories, upgradeable hoppers, User-Friendly Grief Prevention

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Farms Harvested:	318
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

About Bucketry Minecraft:

Embark on an Epic Adventure, rise through the ranks, master your craft, and unlock legendary powers in the realm of Bucketry Minecraft. Create your own empire, conquer unique challenges, and defend your domain with friends and community. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the JAVA server at mc.bucketry.net or the Bedrock server at mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
What activities can I engage in on Bucketry Minecraft?	You can embark on quests, build epic structures, battle foes, engage in specialized challenges, and much more!
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, we have fun community events like Piñata Parties and more for players to join.
How can I protect my land from griefing?	We have a user-friendly Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to help you secure your kingdom.

ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

#youtube, ack, bad, Battle Rap, comedy, Diss track, Entertainment, Epic, epic rap battles, erb, erbs, funny, internet culture, Lyrics, memb, meme, Minecraft, Music, Popular, Rap Battles, roast, Server, trending, viral, WORSE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Minecraft SMP: Makeine – The Saga of Too Many Losing Heroines

anna, Drama, empowerment, Female Protagonist, Girl Power, Happy Ending, heroines, homewreckers, LOSING, love conquers all, Love Triangle, Makeine, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Redemption, romance, Saga, smp, storytelling, strong female lead, Too Many Losing Heroines, triumph, Victory, WIN

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of those pesky homewreckers ruining your Minecraft builds? Well, fear not because Anna is here to save the day! Join our SMP and watch as Anna battles against the homewreckers with her trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Will she emerge victorious? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one epic showdown! So come join us and witness the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, with Anna leading the charge against those dastardly homewreckers. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the madness!

FiancéeFashionFauxPas

AITAH, childhood trauma, complicated situation, Cultural traditions, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family traditions, father’s late wife, FiancéeFashionFauxPas, honoring the deceased, second mother, stepfamily, stepmother, Therapy, unconventional relationships, wedding ceremony, wedding dress

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2796	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the idea of having two mothers, just like the OP’s dad does in real life! Join us for a unique family dynamic where you can wear your mother-in-law’s wedding dress, your father’s first wife’s wedding dress, and maybe even your great-great-grandmother’s wedding dress if it’s still lying around!

Our server is all about celebrating the deceased and making sure they are present on your special day. Who needs a regular wedding when you can have Mia’s spirit hovering over you as you say “I do” in her dress? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those who were raised in unconventional family settings and need help figuring out what’s normal and what’s not. Our therapists are experts in dealing with complex family dynamics and will help you navigate through the madness.

So come join our server and experience a wedding like no other, where the past, present, and future collide in a beautiful mess of emotions and wedding dresses. Who knows, maybe Mia herself will make an appearance and bless your union with her eternal love!

PhilippineRescueCraft

Allies, cooperation, Defense, escort, international relations, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Military, mission success, naval operations, Pacific region, Philippine, PhilippineRescueCraft, reasonable option, resupply missions, sea, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, U.S, US admiral

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas!

SilentTreeSurveillance

(Audio), Awareness, Environment, Evidence, Existence, Forest, Impact, investigation, Nature, Observation, Perception, Phenomenon, PRESENCE, Reality, review, Silence, SilentTreeSurveillance, Sound, surveillance video, Technology, Tree

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	651
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Votes:	3296	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

lolz join our epic minecraft server where trees fall and nobody hears them but we do cuz we got surveillance cameras all over the place! u can watch the footage and hear the tree fall in all its glory. it’s like a nature documentary but with minecraft blocks. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta find the secret entrance tho, it’s hidden behind a painting of a potato. join now for a wild adventure and some tree-falling action like u never seen before!

ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad

“Youth, adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, behavioral issues, Child Psychology, children, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health disorders, mental illness, psychological disorders, research, risk factors, self harm, self-destructive behavior, squad, statistics, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	769	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Potions Brewed:	72	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!

Faithcraft SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Apply for our Protection Program now!

accepting, apply, BUILD, Cathedral, children, Community, cream, Discord, edge off, Faithcraft, Fresh Server, Friendly, Game, GOD, Ice, Join, Massive, multiplayer, new, Positive, practice faith, Program, Protection, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

Description

A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server only for religious players?	No, the server is open to all players regardless of their religious beliefs. We welcome everyone to join our community.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is to build a positive and supportive community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and we welcome players of all skill levels.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	To get whitelisted, join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

HangCraft Minecraft Server

advice appreciated, Automation, base expansion, base redesign, chemical science, efficiency, factory improvement, furnace stacks, HangCraft, iron mining, iron smelting, LOGISTICS, Long-term goals, Minecraft, oil cracking, oil refining, production optimization, progress, Resource Management, Server, supply chain, technology research, train delivery

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Items Found:	8121
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for materials like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about running out of iron again! Our server is equipped with magical miners that deliver resources straight to your base via flying trains. No more manual labor for you!

We have players who have mastered the art of compressing multiple lanes of iron ore into a few belts, creating a factory that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player jealous. And don’t worry about oil refining – we have oil cracking so advanced, it will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!