PissedOnMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Crops Grown:	2208	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).

Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	244	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Ace7MC

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Dragon Eggs Found:	978
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

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Executed Network

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	29

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

play.executed.xyz

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ores Mined:	3220	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Farms Harvested:	712	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!