pissed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2288	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ores Mined:	7681	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	1660	Players Killed by Monsters:	2869

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP

Agitated, anger, ANNOYED, exasperated, Frustration, furious, incensed, infuriated, irate, irritated, livid, mad, Minecraft, pissed, RAGE, Seething, smp, Upset, Vexed, wrathful, Yagoo, Yagoos

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even Yagoo himself is losing his mind trying to keep up with it all.

Picture this: a server where alliances are constantly shifting, backstabbing is the norm, and the chat is filled with more tea than a high school gossip session. Yagoo is probably pulling his hair out right now trying to make sense of all the chaos.

But hey, who needs order when you can have chaos, am I right? So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe even make Yagoo question his life choices), then come join us! Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

avenues, BRAINDEAD.., career paths, Frustration, hobby, INTERESTING, learning, majors, Minecraft, personal growth, pissed, programming, Projects, pseud, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Smart, Software Development, sound mind, Tech, tech industry, tech majors, time wasted

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!

Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!

Minecraft SMP: /bbuk/ Big Brother UK 21 – Eviction Cont

bbuk, big, Big Brother UK, Big Brother UK 21, british television, brother, Competition, Cont, Dean, Dean eviction, Drama, Entertainment, Eviction, eviction drama, eviction night, Minecraft, pissed, reality competition, Reality Series, reality show, reality television, reality tv, smp, television, UK television

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	2586	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Dean is pissed and he’s ready to wreak havoc! Join us for insane pranks, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of Dean, of course). Who needs peaceful farming when you can join in on the chaos and madness? So come on, what are you waiting for? Dean is waiting to unleash his fury, and he needs you by his side!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoRoom4U

accomodation, arrangements, autism, Booking, Cash, Event, family friend, home, hotel room, key, last minute, Leftover, NoRoom4U, offer, parents, payment, pissed, protest, reception, refusing, Train

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.

From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

NieceNoobNoMore

aita, babysit, Boyfriend, called.., driveway, dropped off, drove home, emergency, family emergency, FESTIVAL, home alone, mom’s car, Niece, NieceNoobNoMore, not waiting, pissed, porch, sister-in-law, spare key, Traumatized

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave any 8-year-olds on the porch for 20 minutes! Join us for some epic adventures and never worry about traumatizing anyone’s niece ever again. Our server is so safe, even the creepers are afraid to explode! So come on in and let’s build some blocky memories together. Just remember, always make sure the kids get inside before you log off – or face the wrath of angry parents in the virtual world!

RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

5 year old, aita, comprehending, inappropriate, mental health issues, Minecraft, pervert, Perverts, pissed, rational explanation, restroom, RestroomRuckus, Server, Shocked, Son, tirade, Wal-Mart, Wife, women’s restroom, world today

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

2 years old, aita, approach dogs, barking dog, danger, Distance, dog barking, drinking water, front yard, hot out, House, insane person, irresponsible parent, lady yelling, My Kid, Permission, pissed, playing in daily, playing outside, PupCraft, stranger, strangers dog, supervise my son, supervise my son better, woof, YARD

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

BrainPongCraft

athletic performance, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain structure, BrainPongCraft, cognitive benefits, distinct patterns, hand-eye coordination, mental acuity, motor skills, neurological effects, neuroscience, ping pong, Players, researchers, sports, structural changes, study, table tennis, white matter integrity

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PING PONG PLAYERS WITH SUPER BRAIN POWERS. THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES FLAT AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH BRAIN STRUCTURE AND FUNCTION LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. COME HANG OUT WITH US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS WHILE YOUR BRAIN GROWS BIGGER AND STRONGER. YOLO, AMIRITE?

MineMDQ

argentina, Backpacks, Dungeon, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, MineMDQ, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	7517	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

First Argentine FULL Server in Spanish – 1.20.1 —–Full survival! —— Multiverse-Dungeon-Skills-Backpacks-And Much More!

minemdq.servegame.com

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Gaming, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sfw6.vanillaboxmc.ru

HonkaiCraft Server #975 – Minecraft Server

abyss, CN supply, Crusade of Chasing Shadows, Event, Everlasting Luminance, hig, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd discussion, Honkai Impact 3rd Elf Skill Upgrades, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, Lantern Tsavorae, Lone Destruction, MA cycles, Minecraft, New Moon Luna, Server, Shadowchaser Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, v7.5

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the world of Honkai Impact 3rd in Minecraft! Need tips and tricks? We’ve got you covered with our extensive newbie guides and resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the Shattered Swords VN creators are raving about it. And have you seen our latest v7.5 Crusade of Chasing Shadows Trailer? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary Lone Destruction: Shadowchaser in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

LaughCraft F1 – Williams Edition Minecraft Server

#Magnussen, 2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Alpine 100 Race Plan, Audi, Countdown to the Red Bull Home Race, Edition, Essentials, f1, F1 SPRINT, F1 SPRINT QUALIFYING, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, Formula 1 engine, Formula Autism, Free practice, iracing, Lap 7191, LaughCraft, Laughing with Williams Edition, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, Minecraft, News, Nico Hülkenberg, press conference, Previous thread, Relentless Formula One General, Server, verstappen, williams

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Red Bull Home Race track where you can zoom around like a pro F1 driver. Just watch out for the creeper pit stops!

2. Our FantasyGP.com league is so intense, it’s like Formula Autism on steroids. Can you handle the pressure and make it to the podium?

3. Did you know Nico Hülkenberg has raced 216 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium? Join our server and see if you can break his record (or at least not blow up your car)!

4. Lewis Hamilton hasn’t won a race in 56 Grands Prix. Can you help him break the curse by winning on our server? The fate of the virtual F1 world is in your hands!

5. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won in 188 Grands Prix. Maybe he just needs a little Minecraft magic to turn his luck around. Join us and be the hero he’s been waiting for!

6. We have a special Alpine 100 Race Plan that involves racing through 77 insane tracks filled with obstacles, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

7. Our WDC, WCC, and WEC standings are so wacky, they’ll make your head spin. Can you rise to the top and claim your place among the Minecraft racing legends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even see Max Verstappen trying to race with a broken elbow while streaming iRacing. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

KinkyCraft: Where Crazy Fetishes are Normal

BDSM, bondage, crazy, discipline, Domination, exhibitionism, fetish, fetishes, kink, KinkyCraft, latex, leather, Masochism, normal, objectification, pet play, role-play, sadism, sensory deprivation, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3261	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8465	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2350
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your wildest kinks and fetishes!

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can indulge in all your craziest desires. Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character in a bikini? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Forbidden Fantasies, where you can explore hidden dungeons filled with all sorts of kinky surprises. Rumor has it that deep within the cave lies a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just discover a new kink or fetish that you never knew you had.

UnlockCraft Minecraft Server

60 days, Carriers, cell phone industry, cell phone unlocking, consumer rights, device unlocking, FCC, government mandate, Minecraft, mobile devices, mobile phone security, mobile technology, PHONES, policy change, regulations, rule, Server, smartphone access, telecom industry., telecommunications, unlock, UnlockCraft, wireless carriers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2348
Animals Bred:	190	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unlock all the phones after 60 days. like, u join and suddenly ur phone is unlocked and u can call anyone in the world for free. it’s like magic but in minecraft. join now and be part of the phone unlocking revolution. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. why wouldn’t u want to be part of this craziness? come on, join now and unlock the phone of ur dreams.

KpopCraft: No Execution Allowed

Allowed, Censorship, control, defectors, Dictatorship, executed, EXECUTION, freedom of expression, government brutality, HUMAN RIGHTS, K-pop, KpopCraft, man, Music, North Korea, Oppression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, Régime, Report, south korea, totalitarianism

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we execute players for listening to K-pop? Yeah, you heard me right! We take our music preferences seriously up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, we have the best K-pop DJs in the game spinning those sick beats 24/7.

But that’s not all, fam. We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance battles to determine who’s the ultimate K-pop stan. Winner gets a lifetime supply of kimchi and a pet llama named Kim Jong-Un. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this lit party.

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might just become the next K-pop sensation of the Minecraft world. Just remember, don’t let the admins catch you jamming out to BTS or you might end up like that poor soul in North Korea. LOLZ!

SwitchCraft: Neighbor Stereo

BEDROOM, BIZARRE, Connection, Electrical, funny, INCONVENIENCE, light-switch, malfunction, neighbor, noise, prank, sleep disturbance, Stereo, strange, Surprise, SwitchCraft, Technology, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, wiring

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. So, like, imagine this, right? You log on to the server and BAM! Your character is wearing a chicken suit and is riding a pig with a sombrero. And then, outta nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party up in here, yo!

But wait, there’s more! Every time you mine a block, a chorus of llamas starts singing “Despacito” in perfect harmony. And when you build a house, a squad of pandas shows up to help you decorate with disco balls and lava lamps. It’s lit, my dude!

Oh, and get this, the mobs on this server are straight up wildin’. Creepers wear top hats and monocles, skeletons do the Macarena before shooting arrows at you, and zombies drop loot bags filled with glitter and unicorn farts. It’s a whole new level of insanity, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers, wackadoodle, off-the-wall gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, on this server, the light-switch in your bedroom is wired to your neighbor’s stereo. Don’t ask how, just embrace the chaos, dude!

StrokeCraft: MindlessTeens

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	317	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dem brain-damaged teenagers runnin’ around like headless chickens, buildin’ the most insane structures u ever seen! like, they may not be the brightest crayons in the box, but they sure know how to craft some epic stuff. plus, did u know they got a 3 times higher chance of havin’ a stroke before they even hit 50? it’s like playin’ on hard mode 24/7, but with a side of danger! so come join da fun and see what these wacky kids can come up with next!