piss themselves – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server
Ancient civilization, Architecture, art, Calligraphy, chinese culture, ChopstickCraft, clothing, cultural heritage, customs, Etiquette, Family Values, Festivals, Food, History, Language, Martial Arts, Minecraft, philosophy, Server, superstitions, Symbolism, tea ceremony, Traditions
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a panda riding a dragon through a field of fortune cookies! Join us for a wild ride through Chinese culture, where you can build your own Great Wall of China or mine for rare jade blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve. He will teach you the ancient art of block placing and show you how to harness the power of the mystical redstone. Rumor has it that he once defeated a Creeper with just a chopstick and a watermelon.
So come join us on our server and experience the wonders of Chinese culture in a whole new blocky way. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, he’s been known to do a mean dragon dance when he’s upset. See you there, fellow blockheads!

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BoomSisCraft – The Most Brutal Minecraft Server
aggressive behavior, aggressive sisters, boom, BoomSisCraft, Brutal, combative sisters, competitive sisters, dramatic sisters, explosive personalities, family drama, feuding siblings, fierce sisters, intense competition, intense sisters, Minecraft, Server, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisters, tumultuous relationship, tumultuous sisters, violent sisters
Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Look no further than Brutal Boom Sisters! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founders, the Boom Sisters.
Legend has it that the Boom Sisters were once peaceful villagers until they stumbled upon a magical potion that turned them into explosive maniacs! Now, they roam the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re always up for a good laugh and a fun time.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with the Boom Sisters on crazy adventures, like blowing up entire villages just for fun or challenging other players to explosive PvP battles. Plus, we have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen – diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brutal Boom Sisters today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for flying TNT – those sisters sure do love their explosions!

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ButtWipeBabysittingCraft
bathroom, Boundaries, ButtWipeBabysittingCraft, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, emotional intelligence, Friend, friendship, hygiene, INDEPENDENCE, Kid, Maturity, parenting, Parenting styles, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-sufficiency
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any butt wiping drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and absolutely zero bathroom emergencies.
Our server is so awesome that even if you accidentally poop in the game, you won’t have to worry about asking someone to wipe for you. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency, even in the virtual world.
So come on over and join us for a butt-wiping free experience that will leave you laughing and having a blast. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our server and just focus on having a good time? See you there!

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CraftyLifeHax
advice, Clever Ideas, CraftyLifeHax, creativity, diy, efficiency, everyday solutions, Hacks, helpful hints, knowledge, life hack, organization, problem solving, productivity, quick fixes, Skills, smart solutions, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful tips
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and discover the ultimate life hack that will change your Minecraft experience forever.
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to all players who can find it. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem! How about a pet dragon to ride into battle? Done and done!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly creepers who love to dance and sing. Join them for a party like no other, complete with disco balls and fireworks. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow all year round.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AggroCraft: Reflect on History
AggroCraft, Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, defense pact, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Historical conflicts, historical grievances, History, history of aggression, international relations, Japan, military alliances, military cooperation, Philippines, political tensions, REFLECT, regional stability, security agreements, territorial disputes
so like, u know how China and Japan are always like, ugh, fighting over stuff? well, this server is like, the ultimate peace treaty, bro. like, we got players from China, Japan, and even the Philippines all coming together to build epic stuff and have a good time. it’s like, world peace in Minecraft form, dude. join us and help us show the world that even in a blocky world, we can all get along and have fun together. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real-world conflicts. come join us and be a part of something truly special, man. peace out!

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ADHD Brain AgeCraft
adhd, adhd symptoms, age-related changes, AgeCraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, children, cognitive development., developmental disorders, Executive function, hyperactivity, impulsivity, inattention, learning disabilities, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological disorders, pediatric psychiatry, research
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, cuz, like, we have magical powers that can cure ADHD in children! yea, you heard that right, no more focus problems when you play on our server, it’s like a miracle or something. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building castles and slaying dragons in no time. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. join now and say goodbye to ADHD and hello to endless fun!

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Biboo’s Hololive Minecraft Server
best player, biboo, Biboos, bleh, Competitive Gaming, Gaming, gaming champion, Gaming Community, gaming excellence, Gaming Legend, Gaming Skills, hololive, hololive fans, Hololive streamer, Hololive talents, Live streaming, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, skilled player, souls player, Top Player, virtual youtuber
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, gold blocks, and even a fountain of enchanted golden apples! Legend has it that only the bravest players can find this hidden treasure.
2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or pesky players trying to steal your loot. Plus, they’re adorable and love giving players llama rides around the map.
3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly on giant eagles. It’s like a fantasy dream come true!
4. We have a special mini-game called “Pig Jousting” where players ride pigs armed with diamond swords and try to knock each other off their pigs. It’s hilarious, chaotic, and totally addictive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary warrior in the land of “Bleh”!

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NaziFit Minecraft Server
#workout, anti-semitism, Exercise, extremism, far right, FITNESS, gym, hate group, health, History, Ideology, Lifestyle, Minecraft, national socialist, nazi, NaziFit, physical activity, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Server, totalitarianism, Training, wellness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, a National Socialist worked out today! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down in our virtual world.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Bacon” competition. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Llama Racing League” where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory.
But the real reason to join our server? The National Socialist who works out every day. Rumor has it he can bench press a stack of diamond blocks with ease and has a pet creeper named Klaus. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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CharityCraft25
Boundaries, Charity, CharityCraft25, Confrontation, criticism, donation, family, finances, Generosity, income, judgment, personal choice, privacy, relationships, selfish, shopping, sister-in-law, social norms, societal expectations, VALUES, wealth
Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build your own virtual family without any nosy in-laws butting in.
Forget about real-life money woes and donate as much or as little as you want in our virtual donation box. No judgment here, just fun and games!
Who needs a sister-in-law giving you side eye when you can join our server and build your own virtual empire? Say goodbye to awkward family outings and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join now and leave the drama behind!

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ZombieApocalypseMC
breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, injured, international news, July 8 attack, Killed, mass shooting, russia, Russian attack, Terrorism, terrorism attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War, world news, Zelensky, ZombieApocalypseMC
haha omg u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t believe it!! like, we got over 170 injured players, 37 killed in a crazy russian mass attack on july 8th, zelensky was there too, it was wild!! but don’t worry, it’s all good now and we’re all just having a blast building and surviving together. come join us for some insane fun and chaos, you won’t regret it!! 😂🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

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