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GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	222
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	8984
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	7811	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	5182	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	1018	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Void Armor Forged:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP

ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3067
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4949
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!