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ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Emeralds Found:	1687	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5841	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Emeralds Found:	2466	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Buildings Constructed:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9235	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Villages Defended:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	1069
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend