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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9830 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.