| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 124 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7970 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 708623 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4578 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?
Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7237 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?
And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.
So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5517 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.
Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2313 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6527 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Votes: | 5381 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2553 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 333957 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 174 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 108 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2062 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8813 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!
Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3390 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8576 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Emeralds Found: | 3865 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
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