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Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

acquaintances, administration, Business, Cities, concerts, Courts, diamond tycoon, Discord, Economies, Events, java, Minecraft, Players, Private, semi-rp, Server, SubCoin, Tycoon, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	199
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

185.9.145.212:25901

Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak fluent Klingon and juggle flaming torches while crafting diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – /rog/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more craziness than a herd of sheep wearing leather armor.

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up your neighbor’s house with TNT, but who’s keeping track?).

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have more online players than a horde of zombies on a full moon night. And if you don’t multiclient, you might as well be trying to take on the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword – it’s just not gonna end well.

Looking for resources? We’ve got databases that are more stacked than a chest full of diamonds. Need info on skills? We’ve got more skill descriptions than a villager has trades.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our source code – it’s like diving into the Nether without a fire resistance potion. Just be prepared for some mind-bending coding that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s craft and mine and build together in a world where anything is possible – even riding a pig off a cliff and surviving.

Blocky Amazon Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	7075	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing towering over you is a measly tree? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a population of tall women that will make you feel like a tiny Steve in comparison! Join us for the chance to build your own skyscraper and feel like a true giant among men (and women)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurers to discover.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Telemetry Manjaro Experimenting Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is like no other because we have opt-out telemetry…just kidding, we don’t even know what that means! But hey, if you join, you might just become a test subject for our top-secret experiments on how to make the best virtual cookies in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds just by dancing the Macarena in-game. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCraze – Creative Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have an Oriental Edition that will blow your mind! Ever wondered what /lig/ is? It’s a magical place where viewers can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers. Why join /lig/? Because large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are no match for the VIP treatment you’ll get here!

You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’ve got a leaderboard that will make your jaw drop, with streamers like vedal987, Sinder, Shylily, and more rocking the charts!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, our server is all about chuubas of a decent size who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’ve got guides, archives, Koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, and even a Wheel of Names to keep things exciting!

And don’t forget about our Chuuba Birthday Calendar, where we celebrate upcoming birthdays like Mint and Rummy in style. Plus, we’ve got OC material for the OP, ducks for some quacky fun, and other useful threads to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride in the world of indie vtubers!

Smiling And Feel No Disgraceeee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to roller coasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most bizarre events you’ll ever experience. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to epic battles against armies of zombie villagers, there’s always something happening on our server that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join us now and start smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of waiting for Valve to release Half-Life 3? Well, join our Minecraft server instead! We promise to deliver updates faster than Valve pushing updates to their private beta branch. Who needs Half-Life 3 when you can have endless fun building and exploring in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Gabe Newell himself is a regular player and will personally ban anyone who mentions Half-Life 3 in the chat. So come join us and experience the thrill of crafting and surviving in a world where Half-Life 3 is just a distant memory.

CyberCraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	60052	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with strict rules and regulations? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join our server if you want to be a part of a community where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and take over the server? Why not! The crazier, the better!

Our server is like a CYOA refugee camp, where all the wildest and wackiest creations come to life. From NSFW CYOAs to SFW ones, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can even roll the dice to see what fate has in store for you.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy world of Minecraft madness! Just remember, post numbers aren’t for rolling – leave that up to random.org or some physical dice. Let’s get building and have a blast!