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  • Piss Away Employers – Minecraft Server

    Piss Away Employers – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 1070
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4143
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

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    join our epic minecraft server where we analyze players’ pee to determine their gaming skills! pee into our magical toilet block and watch as your stats magically improve! become the ultimate pee warrior and dominate the leaderboards with your pee-powered skills! come join us and let’s pee our way to victory!

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  • Piss Shiver Minecraft Server

    Piss Shiver Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8100
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Villages Defended: 14
    Emeralds Found: 6112 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our bathroom mishaps are legendary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

    Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!

    Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!

    So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!

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  • Piss Off Minecraft Server

    Piss Off Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9224
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a herd of exploding sheep that rained down TNT from the sky. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Piss Tower, a towering structure made entirely out of golden blocks. Legend has it that anyone who reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the Piss Tower and claim your wishes?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual Pig Racing Championship. Players saddle up on their trusty pigs and race through obstacle courses, dodging obstacles and power-ups along the way. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (not really, but wouldn’t that be amazing?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those exploding sheep!

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  • Pixel Potty Minecraft Server

    Pixel Potty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 223
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can watch a fembot piss! That’s right, we have the most advanced fembot technology that will blow your mind. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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  • SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

    SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7225
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 349
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

    Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

    But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • DivineCraft Minecraft Server

    DivineCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7177
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1837
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

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    >Are you a fan of Minecraft? Well, get ready for a server that takes gaming to a whole new level – literally! Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! >But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground club where players can show off their best dance moves and party like it’s 1999! >And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – we have a special potion in the game that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas! That’s right, you’ll be boogieing down with llamas in no time! >So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Just remember to leave your judgement at the door, because on this server, anything goes – even nudes!

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  • SpitCraft Minecraft Server

    SpitCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4132
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

    Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

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  • TickTerrorFlusherCraft

    TickTerrorFlusherCraft
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2162
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

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    Join our epic Minecraft server where you can battle against evil ticks that have taken over the world! These tiny creatures are out for revenge after years of being flicked into toilets and flushed away. But fear not, for you can team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from their wrath!

    Not only will you have the chance to fight against tick armies, but you can also build your own tick-proof fortress and protect yourself from their relentless attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even venture into the dangerous Tick Cave where the biggest and baddest ticks reside.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and show those pesky ticks who’s boss! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Tick-tack-toe, it’s time to go!

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  • CraftyChop

    CraftyChop
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7044
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Votes: 3261
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

    So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!

    CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6353
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Towns Built: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Villages Defended: 18

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!

    On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!

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  • EcoCraft: JapScrap Auto Sabotage

    EcoCraft: JapScrap Auto Sabotage
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3159
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 276
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9

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    lol u wont believe it but this server is like a secret underground society for minecrafters who are tired of the car companies trying to ruin the environment. we are like the avengers but in minecraft form. we fight against the evil car companies by building sustainable cities and driving electric cars in the game. join us if u want to save the world, one block at a time. also, we have a secret base where we plan our attacks on the car companies. shh, don’t tell anyone.

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  • BunCrustCraft

    BunCrustCraft
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 6456
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 224 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the crust on the bun is the main attraction! why settle for boring old servers when you can have a bun with crust that will blow your mind? our players have reported feeling more powerful and confident after experiencing the crust bun phenomenon. some even say they can hear the crust whispering secrets to them in the dead of night. join us and become one with the crust bun!

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  • MSGameBoosters

    MSGameBoosters
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5459
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

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    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, YOU BETTER! BECAUSE DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES CAN MAKE YOU SMARTER? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! ACCORDING TO A STUDY, GAMERS HAVE BETTER BRAIN FUNCTIONING! SO IF YOU WANNA BE A GENIUS, COME JOIN US ON OUR SERVER! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET LEVEL WHERE YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN! IT’S EPIC, DUDE! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP YOUR BRAIN AND YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS!

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  • MineQuack: Where your ducks are kept in line, just like our whitelist!

    MineQuack: Where your ducks are kept in line, just like our whitelist!
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8924
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mines Excavated: 3204
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

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    MineQuack Server Overview

    Server Version 1.20.4
    Location Germany (Great connection for US players too!)
    Started June 3rd (though only a couple of players have been playing since that date)

    Welcome to MineQuack! A 1.20.4 vanilla plus SMP with a small community we are trying to grow after a hiatus from running our server. We have adopted the Hermitcraft style, with a Shopping District (to be built as more players join) on a large Mushroom biome near spawn.

    Why Join MineQuack?

    What We Offer:

    • Friendly Environment
    • Stable Server

    Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone genius, or a Minecraft newbie, there’s a place for you on MineQuack. Let’s build, trade, and conquer the Minecraft world together! Join MineQuack now and be part of our growing family!

    Send a message to join in the fun or join our Discord here.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join MineQuack?

    You can send a message to the server admin or join the Discord server provided above.

    Is there a specific theme or style to build in MineQuack?

    We have adopted the Hermitcraft style, but you are free to build in any style you prefer.

    Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and collaborative environment for all players. These rules will be communicated to you upon joining.

    Is the server stable for players outside of Germany?

    Yes, despite being hosted in Germany, the server has excellent connectivity for players in the US and beyond.

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  • MoshiMoshiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MoshiMoshiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4485
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 623 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

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    Oh, hello there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the cows can breakdance better than any player. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2733
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Crops Grown: 7823 Towns Built: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 1712
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 5

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    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and become part of a wacky world where the only limit is your imagination!

    Imagine a land where pigs fly, creepers do the moonwalk, and diamonds rain from the sky. Can they be stopped? Not on this server! Our community of players is always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to make some hilarious memories.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin. Can they be stopped? Probably not, but who would want to stop all this fun anyway?

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  • PixelFamilyDrama

    PixelFamilyDrama
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9244
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3506 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3352 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Animals Bred: 33 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are just part of the fun!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and of course, the occasional heated argument over who gets to be in the family photo. Forget about peaceful gameplay, we’re all about the chaos here!

    And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, don’t worry – we’ll make sure to photoshop you into the picture, even if you’re fashionably late like our DIL. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to set your spawn point before the drama kicks off!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 6417
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2249 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

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    yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz like, we got israeli forces killin’ two palestinians and seizin’ weapons in west bank raid! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness of this server. plus, we got some sick builds and minigames that will blow ur mind. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • BlockyTurkJustice

    BlockyTurkJustice
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 9691
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

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    so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna fight for justice? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got police officers who kill human rights lawyers but it’s all good cuz we got acquittals left and right! join us for some crazy adventures and questionable moral decisions, it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of our wacky world where justice is just a suggestion!

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  • ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death

    ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3210
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11

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