Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Piss Tower, a towering structure made entirely out of golden blocks. Legend has it that anyone who reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the Piss Tower and claim your wishes?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual Pig Racing Championship. Players saddle up on their trusty pigs and race through obstacle courses, dodging obstacles and power-ups along the way. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (not really, but wouldn’t that be amazing?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those exploding sheep!
Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.
But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!
Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!
Not only will you have the chance to fight against tick armies, but you can also build your own tick-proof fortress and protect yourself from their relentless attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even venture into the dangerous Tick Cave where the biggest and baddest ticks reside.
So come join us on this wild adventure and show those pesky ticks who’s boss! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Tick-tack-toe, it’s time to go!
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!
On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!
Gmini! Since 2019!
SMP-RPG -CLAIMS -MAGIC POWERS /FREE-FLY AND AFK REWARDS! KEEP INVENTORY ON! FREE LOOTBOXES!
gmini.minehut.gg
MIZUKI SMP | PAID SERVER
The MIZUKI SMP Server is now officially open. The server is also listed on Public minecraft server list websites!
Join the Discord server of MIZUKI SMP to get in touch of the latest updates and for upcoming events
mizukismp.mczgo.uk:4031
Imagine fletching arrows while fighting dragons in Varlamore – The Final Dawn! It’s like a Game Jam VI on steroids, bro.
And don’t even get me started on the quests and diaries – it’s like trying to navigate through a maze of memes and madness.
Check out our website, wiki, and Twitter for all the latest shenanigans. Join our chat channel “fart cc” for some quality banter.
Oh, and did I mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s gonna be lit, fam. Don’t miss out on the chance to flex your Minecraft skills and compete with the best of the best.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole of insanity and join our Minecraft server now! Let’s get weird together, baby!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to determine who has the best moves in all of Minecraft. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for the rest of the week.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our resident prankster, who loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes downright diabolical) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be prepared to have your house turned into a giant toilet or your pet pig replaced with a creeper!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time! Just remember, you might leave with a few feathers ruffled, but you’ll definitely have a blast.
but wait, there’s more!!! u can also ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur butt, cuz why not? dis server is all about da crazy and da wild, so come join us and let ur imagination run WILD. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so what are u waiting for? come be a part of dis epic adventure and make history in da minecraft world.
galaxion.minehut.gg
| IP Address | play.256forever.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.256forever.net |
This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How many players are usually online? | On average, around 5 players are online. |
| What plugins are available on the server? | Currently, there are limited plugins such as essentials, land claims, and lootin’. More plugins may be added in the future. |
| Is the server PvP enabled? | Yes, PvP is enabled on the server, but please check the server rules for guidelines on PvP interactions. |
| Can I build my own structures on the server? | Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures and contribute to the server community. |
Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind! Our server is like a virtual sanctuary where you can build, explore, and connect with other players without worrying about your siblings trying to steal your diamonds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their loot in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and claim their lost treasures?
So come join us on our server, where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone accidentally blows up your epic castle with TNT. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your siblings’ passive-aggressive comments at Thanksgiving dinner.