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CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

#FalseInformation, #IronDome, #Partisangirl, Airbase, Attack, blocks, BOMBED, building, Conflict, CraftyLies, Defense, Fun, Israel, Lies, lying.., middleeast, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, PISRAEL, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, twitter, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

The Krafty Table: Where even the blocks are unapologetically cheesy! 1.21.1

1.21.1, blocks, Cheesy, Community, CONTENT, convenience, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, influence, Krafty, Minecraft, MVP vote, outstanding players, Overhaul, Planet MC, Plugins, proposals, Semi Vanilla, Server, Socialising, Survival, Table, TCT News, unapologetically, Unique, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Towns Built:	8
Mines Excavated:	2853	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

About TCT:
IP: thecraftytable.com
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a huge overhaul of our world that has been running for over 1 year now! We regenerated nearly 3 million chunks across the world to bring in new 1.20 content and areas to explore!
Our plugins:
Lands Shop Worldguard Multiverse Chat feelings Gsit Dynmap BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64

Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/

Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We have just finished our public farm at spawn!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP thecraftytable.com
What are the server rules?	The server rules can be found on our Discord server in the rules channel.
Can I suggest new plugins or rules for the server?	Yes, we encourage player input and you can suggest new plugins or rules through our Discord server.
How often are server meetings held?	Server meetings are held every Saturday at 8pm GMT.

Yu Gi Oh Drowned Minecraft Server

Anime, Assassinated, BIZARRE, card game, creator, death, Drowned, Forgotten, Japan, Legacy, legend, Manga, Minecraft, News, overshadowed, pipe shotgun, prime minister, Server, Shocking.., Tragedy, tragic, Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to keep you entertained!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging pipe shotguns and drowning incidents. Our server is so wild, even the creator of Yu Gi Oh couldn’t handle it and ended up meeting a watery demise. But don’t worry, we’ve got respawn points for days!

Explore our server and you might just stumble upon hidden treasures, like the legendary pipe shotgun that took down the ex-prime minister of Japan. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a weapon that can make history?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for any suspicious pipes or bodies of water along the way!

Too Easy Minecraft SMP Fun Games

baby tier, basic gameplay, boring games, childhood games, dull games, EASY, easy games, Fun, games, lack of challenge, lack of difficulty, lack of engagement., low difficulty, Minecraft, no excitement, not challenging, not fun as an adult, simple games, smp, too easy, unchallenging, unenjoyable games, unsatisfying gameplay, unstimulating games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	1198

Are you tired of playing on boring, baby-tier servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Do you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you had to actually work for your diamonds and fend off creepers like a true warrior? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the challenges are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs. From dodging lava traps to battling giant mutant chickens, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous Endermen have taken over the spawn point and are wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on the Endermen and restore peace to our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but the memories you make on our server will last a lifetime.

PartnerPeculiaritiesMinecraftSMP

adorable, Beloved, charming, cute, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, love, odd, one of a kind, partner, PartnerPeculiaritiesMinecraftSMP, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, strange, SWEET, Unique, weird

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Obsidian” competition. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the weirdest and wildest players around. One player is convinced they are a real-life llama and only communicates in llama noises, while another player has built an entire village made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who serenades you with Minecraft parodies of Taylor Swift songs. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBreakupBuddies

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of losing friends after a breakup? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again because our virtual world is a breakup-proof zone. Our magical pixels have the power to mend even the most shattered friendships, turning enemies into allies once more. So come on down and let’s build some bridges (literally and figuratively) on this wacky server where drama is forbidden and friendship is forever!

VoronCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, drone strike, emergency, explosion, Fire, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Server, VoronCraft, Voronezh Oblast, warehouse, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

lol imagine if u were just tryna play some minecraft and then u see a giant fireball in the sky and u find out its from a drone strike on a russian ammunition warehouse like wtf 😂 join our server for some explosive fun just like that fireball but without the destruction cuz we keep it safe here 😎 plus u never know when a drone strike might happen again so might as well be prepared and build ur own bunker in our server lmao 🚀🔥💣 #minecraft #explosivefun #droneattackparty

SaboCraftEU: MI6 vs CIA vs Russia

#covert operations, cia, cyber attacks, diplomatic relations, Espionage, Europe, foreign interference, government agencies, intelligence agencies, international relations, MI6, national security, political tensions, propaganda efforts, reckless campaign, russia, SaboCraftEU, sabotage, security threat, Warning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Towns Built:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s like the MI6 and CIA are all up in here warning about some crazy sabotage stuff happening in Europe, but like, don’t worry about that because our server is like, the safest place ever.

Join us and be a secret agent, fighting off evil Russian spies and saving Europe from total destruction. We’ve got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a secret handshake that only the coolest players know.

Plus, like, our mods are like, super spies themselves, always watching out for any suspicious activity and making sure everyone is having a blast. So come join us, and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Abs for All Server

#workout, 6 pack, 8 pack, abdominal muscles, abs, Bodybuilding, core strength, defined abs, Exercise, family pack, FITNESS, gym, health, Muscles, Physical fitness, ripped abs, Server, six-pack abs, strength training, toned abs, washboard abs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our server where everyone has abs, but not just any abs, we’re talking 6 pack, 8 pack, or even the elusive family pack abs! why settle for just a regular old 6 pack when you can have a whole family pack of abs on our server?

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and crafting tables instead of clowns and elephants.

want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a sword made of pure obsidian? well, you can do that on our server!

plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you’re a noob or a seasoned pro. so come join us and experience the craziest, most abs-tastic Minecraft server around!

Auk’s Decline: West Greenland Server

Alle alle, Arctic, Auks, Biodiversity, breeding pairs, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Decline, decline in population, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental, Greenland, habitat loss, little auk, marine birds, Population, population decline, seabirds, Server, West, West Greenland, wildlife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the little auk, Alle alle, have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. watch as they build tiny igloos and fish for tiny fish in the rivers. it’s a sight to behold, mate. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of ice blocks that will blow your mind. join now before the little auks decide to migrate to a different server and leave us all behind. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, folks.

What is the IP for Viva La Dirt League Minecraft Server?

#gamer, bored, Dirt, epic npc man, game logic, Gaming, League, Minecraft, NPC Man, online gaming, playtech, PUBG, pubg funny, pubg live action, PUBG Logic, pubg logic supercut, pubg mobile, pubg movie, pubg parody, pubg real life, pubg skits, Server, viva, Viva La Dirt League, viva la dirt league pubg, vldl, vldl pubg

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Viva La Dirt League is a New Zealand-based YouTube channel known for creating gaming comedy sketches, parodies, and music videos. The trio behind the channel, Alan Morrison, Rowan Bettjeman, and Adam King, started creating content in 2011 and have since gained a large following of over 2 million subscribers. They are best known for their popular series “Epic NPC Man” and “Bored,” which poke fun at video game stereotypes and experiences. Viva La Dirt League continues to entertain fans with their unique brand of humor and creativity.