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CuteCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, Behavior, Charm, Confidence, cute, CuteCraft, Expressions, Femininity, Gestures, intelligence, Kindness, Long hair, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, QUIRKS, relationships, sense of humor, Server, Sweetness, Traits, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “AWW” instead of “UGH”? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies and kittens that follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it! Plus, our female players have the ability to summon rainbows and unicorns to ride into battle, making them the cutest warriors you’ll ever see. So come join us and experience the cuteness overload that is our server – because who needs diamonds when you have a kitten in a party hat?

BlockyLawPasser

BlockyLawPasser, citizen rights, Civic Duty, Community, Decision making, Democracy, Government, grassroots movement, lawmakers, Legal System, legislation, policy, Political process, populace, proposed law, public approval, public interest, public opinion, regulations, society, Voting

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

If the lawmakers were unable to block it, the populace would pass a law requiring everyone to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from sneaky creepers and pesky skeletons. Villagers would be required to pay taxes in emeralds, and all players would have to participate in a weekly pig racing competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the server for the following week. Join our Minecraft server and be part of this wacky world where the laws are as wild as the mobs!

WaterCooledAI

A.I, body temp, creationism, fact, humans, sweat, water cooled, WaterCooledAI

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	1312	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered if humans are actually just water-cooled A.I.? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, we dive deep into the existential questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us for a wild ride where we ponder the mysteries of creationism and why we sweat to reduce body temp. Are we just advanced robots powered by H2O? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

So come on, join us and unleash your inner philosopher while crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where anything is possible. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? Let’s get weird and build some crazy stuff together!

SpiderCraft500mil

500 million years old, Ancient, ancient life, Arachnid, arachnology, arthropod, discovery, early spider, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fossil, fossil record, History, lineage, Paleontology, prehistoric, Science, Specimen, spider, spider ancestor, SpiderCraft500mil

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Animals Bred:	121	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

yo, u gotta join this server cuz we got a 500 million-year-old fossil that is, like, the great great great great granddaddy of all spiders, man. can u believe it? u can dig it up and put it in yo house and be like, “yeah, i got a piece of history right here, bro.” plus, this fossil gives u special spider powers in the game, like shooting webs and climbing walls. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a part of this epic spider lineage journey.

TickSon 1.16.5 everyone is invited to the Ukrainian Minecraft server

1.16.5, banner, everyone, invited, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, tg, TickSon, ticksonofficial, ticksonua, tt, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Void Armor Forged:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

group in tg – https://t.me/ticksonofficial

channel in tt-@ticksonua

51.77.33.154

The Imperfect SMP: Where You’ll Never Find Perfection like Java 1.21 on Hermitcraft, but At Least We’re LGBTQ+ Friendly!

APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, authentic, dedicated team, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, external events, Farms, Find, Friendly, hermitcraft, Imperfect, INCLUSIVE, java, LGBTQ, mature gaming experience, Perfection, player head drops, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skilled, smp, strict yet reasonable, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Youll

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Overview of Perfectum SMP Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, survival
Age Requirement	15+
Server Features	Moderated gameplay Custom server seed Dedicated Discord application process Suggestion channel with voting system Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration 300+ members community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla Minecraft server?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with selected plugins for performance and gameplay enhancements.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
How do I apply to join the server?	Visit the Discord server linked in the post and follow the application process provided.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged.
Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to ensure every voice is heard.
How quickly can I expect a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.

QuintCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation, comedy, Drama, family, favorite quint, favorite quintuplet, friendship, high school, japanese anime, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Mystery, Netflix, quint, QuintCraft, Quintuplets, relationships, Rivalry, romance, school life, Server, Siblings, tv show

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all quint lovers out there! Join us and choose your favorite quint to play as – whether it’s the sassy one, the clumsy one, or even the one with the mysterious past (spoiler alert: it involves a llama and a time machine).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quint Olympics, where players compete in wacky challenges like llama racing, potato sack jumping, and synchronized block building. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the quint-tastic adventures begin!

WowCraft Minecraft Server

bad game, boring storyline, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Game, lackluster, low quality., Minecraft, not recommended, not worth it, Played, poor graphics, regret playing, Server, story mode, Sucked, terrible gameplay, underwhelming, unenjoyable, Unsatisfying, Waste of time, wow, WowCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1683	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

BdayBash Minecraft Server

Apology, BdayBash, Birthday, city, clean, drop off, friend A, friend B, friendship, hard drugs, help out, Hometown, MIL, Minecraft, Nervous, Recovery, refusing, relapse, Server, spend, Upset, Visit, wife’s friend

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dimension Hops:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for the most insane adventures and outrageous stories! Just like the time when Tina’s friend Brian tried to make her relapse with drugs, but now he wants to apologize to her husband in the game! Will you forgive him or start a virtual war? Trust your gut and join us for some crazy fun! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our server!

DadEnvyCraft

Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweight

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1516
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!