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NoFamilyDrama Minecraft Server

alcoholism, anger management, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, domestic abuse, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, in-law relationships, Infidelity, intervention, Minecraft, NoFamilyDrama, self-preservation, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, standing up for what’s right, support system, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Towns Built:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a wild ride that includes secret affairs, drunken antics, and even a gun-wielding brother-in-law! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Forget about building blocks, on this server you’ll be building alliances and dodging family drama left and right. Will you choose to support the betrayed fiancée or the cheating brother-in-law? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious consequences!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion. Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game!

DaughterDramaCraft

arguments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, discipline, Distance, family dynamics, favoritism, homework, NANNY, parenting, parents, Professionalism, RESPONSIBILITY, School, special treatment, Teacher, work ethics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5651	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for special treatment! Just like this first grade teacher, we make sure everyone plays by the rules – no exceptions!

Join us for epic battles and adventures, where even the littlest players must fend for themselves. Forget about getting homework delivered to you in-game, you’ll have to work for those diamonds like everyone else!

But don’t worry, we promise plenty of drama and arguments to keep things interesting. Who needs special treatment when you can have a chaotic and hilarious time on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

TimeWarpCraft

Alternate Realities, Decision making, Futuristic Adventures, historical exploration, hypothetical scenarios, past vs future, temporal conundrum, temporal displacement, temporal escapades, temporal exploration, temporal paradoxes, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time travel choice, time travel debate, time travel dilemma, time travel ethics, time travel fantasy, time travel hypotheticals, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server lets you travel through time! That’s right, you can choose to go back to the age of the dinosaurs and ride a T-Rex or fast forward to a futuristic world where flying cars are the norm.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you traveling through time and space like never before. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So, what are you waiting for? Choose your time-travel destination and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PharmaCraft: Keepin’ it Chunky

big pharma, body image, body positivity movement, body shaming, chunky, Conspiracy Theory, Health (Industry), healthcare system, keepin, marketing tactics, medical industry, mental health, pharmaceutical companies, PharmaCraft, products, reliant, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, societal pressures, Unhealthy, weight stigma, wellness industry

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

yo, u ever wonder if big pharma created the body positivity movement to keep us chomping on their pills and potions? well, on this server, we dive deep into conspiracy theories while building epic structures and battling creepers. join us if u wanna uncover the truth while building ur dream world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. come join the madness, fam!

CraftyCancerCure

cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, China, Chinese medicine, clinical studies, clinical trials, CraftyCancerCure, CSPC Pharma, drug development, drug trials, Healthcare, healthcare advancements, innovation, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA technology, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, Treatment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1888

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor in minecraft? well, now u can on this epic server! we got this crazy new cancer therapy stuff that china approved for clinical trials. u can be like a virtual doctor and save all the pixelated lives! join now and be the hero of the minecraft world! plus, u get to wear a lab coat skin and pretend ur a real doctor. it’s gonna be lit, bro! come join the fun and cure some blocky cancers!

Eat The Dirt

Adventure, building, Casual, Chill, Community, Cooperative, Exploration, Friendly, laid back, Lowkey, non-competitive, open world, Peaceful, Relaxing, Sandbox, simple-gameplay, small server, Social, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

A very simple Minecraft server that tries to break away from the hustle and bustle of mainstream servers. Our community will welcome you with open arms; Are you ready to commit? (You can join from nearly any version)

51.161.86.175:25569

Redstone Realms

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Entertaining, epic builds, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Inspired, Minecraft, Passionate players, player-built creations, Prizes, PvP, Redstone Realms, skilled players, Survival, unique gameplay, vibrant, Welcoming Community

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7528	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to RedstoneRealms!

Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with RedstoneRealms! Our server offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay that will keep you entertained for hours. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone on RedstoneRealms.

Features:

Custom Plugins: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins designed to enhance your gaming experience. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players who are passionate about Minecraft and eager to make new friends. Epic Builds: Explore stunning player-built creations and get inspired to create your own masterpiece. Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Join us today and start your adventure on RedstoneRealms!

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Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!

chill grind layed back welcoming feature try vanilla cool plugins discord fun smp players IP server opened today love have brand, EIEIO, Farmtastic, Fun, Join, McDonald, smp, Today

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	3899	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TraphouseSMP
Description	BRAND NEW SMP SERVER just opened today! Very welcoming, chill grind, laid back SMP. Completely vanilla with cool plugins like a Discord feature for added fun. Come join us!
IP Address	traphousesmp.xyz
DISCORD	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is completely vanilla with some added plugins for enhanced gameplay.
What can I do on the server?	You can enjoy a chill SMP experience, build, explore, and interact with other players. The Discord feature adds an extra level of fun!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. Check them out on our Discord server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Of course! We encourage you to bring your friends along for the adventure on TraphouseSMP.

Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server

4 in the morning, age gap, childrens toys, early 40s, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Humorous, internet, Late, late night, Live Stream, Minecraft, Mio, Mios, night, ONLINE, playful, quirky, remember, Server, streaming, unexpected, viral

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have more fun than watching Mio play with children’s toys at 4 in the morning! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life meme. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mio herself, still playing with those toys and living her best life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, Combo Gesture Expressions, Custom LMS, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, Male model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Server, Tech, tierlist, Upcoming Events, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Votes:	8441
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2022! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Join us if you’re 18+ and ready to dive into a world of selfcest with our Selfcest Edition avatars. We’ve got everything from anime models to tech resources (furry thread is down the block, sorry furries!).

Looking for some avatar guidance? Check out our guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or grab OpenVR Advanced Settings for some playspace mover action. And if you’re feeling adventurous, download VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations – it’s a real game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Want to spice things up with some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? Look no further than Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – it’s like magic for your hands.

Feeling frisky? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, or get down and dirty with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3-pointers. And if you’re all about those shaders, Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 has got you covered.

But the real fun starts with the Physbones tutorial – give yourself jiggling titties, floppy cock, whatever your heart desires. And if you’re in the market for a male/boy model, we’ve got a list just for you.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events, like Drive on June 26th at 8pm EST (no sex unless you’re Ryan Gosling, sorry not sorry). So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vrlg/ and let the madness begin!