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MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	5685	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6032
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	464102	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Towns Built:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Emeralds Found:	3463	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Farms Harvested:	311
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3375	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1566	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world

NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!