Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?
Why settle for freeware and abandonware when you can have the exhilarating experience of pirating things instead? Our server is a haven for rebels and renegades who want to live life on the edge (of legality).
Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that thrives on pushing the boundaries of what’s considered acceptable in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s sail the high seas of gaming together!
⚓ Website: https://www.piratemc.com
⚓ Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com
⚓ Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/
⚓ Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/
⚓ Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/
⚓ Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/
About us
PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We’re a 10 year old tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family.
Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that Never Resets!, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 5 years and continue where they left off!
The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.
Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline
Getting Started
There are no hurdles to get started, spawn is small, you just need to leave it in any direction to get started. You spawn a deckhand on a shipwreck just off the coast, where has your crew gone? Gather resources and build yourself a home to survive. Do you Build your own Empire or Join an existing one? Maybe you fight as cut-throat solo Pirate laying down your own rules!We have an in-depth getting started guide on our website: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/
Features
☠ Moving ships, you can design and build your own ships then sail them, no mods needed! Battle, sink and steal Pirate ships, attach our working cannons too!https://piratemc.com/guides/ships/☠ Build and shoot cannons!https://piratemc.com/guides/cannons/☠ Vast Crew System https://piratemc.com/guides/crews/☠ Survival game play with GriefPrevention protection and siege turned on.https://piratemc.com/guides/claims/☠ Build custom working Portcullis gates for castles!https://piratemc.com/guides/portcullis/☠ Build working bridges for your castle moats!https://piratemc.com/guides/retractable-bridges/☠ Ranking system, to work your way up through the ranks unlocking bigger ships and perkshttps://piratemc.com/guides/ranks/☠ Custom brewing of your own grog! Custom brewing technique, age your grog in barrels!https://piratemc.com/guides/brewery/☠ Player marketplace to rent shops and sell/buy!https://piratemc.com/guides/shops-experience-storage/☠ No mods needed! Join now at mc.piratemc.com
Media
☠ Videos https://piratemc.com/videos/☠ Gallery https://piratemc.com/gallery/ (Needs a lot of photos added!)☠ Blog of competitions & Builds of the Month are listed on the homepage https://piratemc.com/
We look forward to meeting you!
mc.piratemc.com
Why should ye join our crew, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye a tale of a legendary pirate who once sailed these waters. They say he buried his treasure deep within the server, guarded by fearsome creatures and deadly traps. Will ye be the one to uncover his riches and claim the title of Pirate King?
But beware, me mateys, for this server be filled with all sorts of wacky shenanigans. From exploding chickens to dancing skeletons, ye never know what mischief ye might encounter on your journey. So grab yer sword and set sail for the craziest Minecraft adventure ye ever did see!
So what are ye waitin’ for? Join us now and let the plunderin’ begin! Aye aye, my mateys!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in a sea of dirt blocks! 💎
Join us and embark on a journey like no other! Build your own floating castle in the sky, ride llamas into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! 🏰🦙🐉
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches! 💰💪
So why wait? Dive into our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the mythical land of Blocktopia where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! 🐷💃
Click the link below to join the fun and start your wildest Minecraft adventure yet! 🚀🌟
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!
Join us for a WILD RIDE filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is full of LEGENDS who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!
Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!
But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself. Whoever wields this pickaxe gains the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or turn their enemies into chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds and gold bars like ripe fruit. Need a loan to build that epic castle? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a small loan of a million diamonds.
So why wait for your country to get its act together when you can join our server and live a life of luxury and excess? Come on in and start making it rain – literally!
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is: there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game content like diamond-encrusted armor and flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find.
So why waste your time buying games when you can join our server and experience the thrill of gaming without any pesky restrictions? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We have legendary parties in the Nether, where even the Ender Dragon shows up to drop some sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, looking for love in all the wrong places.
So come on, don’t be a lonely zombie wandering the Minecraft world. Join our server and let the love (and the TNT) explode! Who knows, you might just find your blocky boo to cuddle with under the stars.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows, a talking chicken that tells the best jokes, and a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (don’t worry, they won’t explode).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the server where you can find unlimited riches. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons guarding the entrance, they’re quite the sight to see!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive TNT pranks, giant rainbow sheep roaming the land, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, shoot fireballs from your eyes, and turn your enemies into dancing llamas.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players compete in a hotdog eating contest while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner faggot with pride! Just remember, this is your fag board, so leave your sanity at the door and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.
But wait, there’s more! German players are known for their unwavering heterosexuality, British players have teeth so shiny they blind anyone who dares to challenge them, and Chinese players craft items with such quality that even the Ender Dragon is impressed.
American players are so thin, they can slip through the smallest of caves, Serbian players are all about peace and love (unless you mess with their redstone creations), and Chilean players are constantly developing new and innovative ways to dominate the game.
And let’s not forget about Brazilian players, who show humanity by rescuing all the lost animals in the game, Mexican players who whip up the most delicious virtual tacos you’ve ever tasted, and Polish players who outsmart everyone with their intelligence.
Japanese players are known for their rebellious nature, Irish players never touch a drop of virtual alcohol, and Ukrainian players always have a strategy up their sleeves.
Finnish players are the life of the party, Argentine players have a unique shade of brown that makes them stand out in a crowd, and Israeli players have the most legitimate claims to all the land they conquer.
And last but not least, Czech players dress as nuns and roam the land, spreading peace and harmony wherever they go. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!
Looking for a place to hang out with like-minded individuals who share your love for VTubers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends, share VTuber model mixes, and even participate in VTuber prompts and LoRAs.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to speedrun an NAI leak? Now’s your chance! Dive into the world of hypernetworks, models, and LoRAs with our FAQ and embeds. And don’t forget to check out our Cloud Hosted Installs for the ultimate VTuber experience (payment required, of course).
Feeling lost in the vast sea of AI-generated content? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our extensive list of resources, including 4chanX Catbox userscripts, tags, and links to the best models out there. And if you’re looking for a good laugh, be sure to check out our related boards like /aco/asdg and /trash/sdg for some extra insanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the wonderful world of VTuber AI-generated images. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new virtual family along the way!
Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!
