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  • PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

    PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1931
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

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    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 2656
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Villages Defended: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Runes Activated: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

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    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5055
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Crops Grown: 8959 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3765
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

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    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date October 11th, 2024
    Location New York City, NY, USA
    Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

    The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

    FAQ:

    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

    While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

    This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3368
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Enchantments Applied: 59 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1856

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    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

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  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5592
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 9

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    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 3376
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 8417
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3066
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1708 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

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    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 4036
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

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    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

    and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

    so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

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  • Advanced Monkey Business Server

    Advanced Monkey Business Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6675
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Volcanoes Explored: 2

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    join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

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