pirate survival

OkIHOPCraft SMP

Breakfast, COMEBACK, diner, eggs, Food, humor, IHOP, incel, insult, internet culture, meme, Misogyny, OkIHOPCraft, online harassment, Restaurant, roastie, Scrambled, sexism, smp, social media, trolling, weird

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scrambled more than our eggs at IHOP are the brains of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!

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KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, bedtime routine, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Divorce, family, Girlfriend, Kids, KidsBedroomFun, living arrangements, Minecraft, neatness, new partner, parenting, personal space, privacy, raising children, relationships, Respect, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces family values and open-door policies? Look no further than our server, where kids are free to roam and watch TV in your virtual bedroom just like in real life! Our server is the perfect place for your kids to hang out and enjoy some quality time with the fan on.

But beware, new girlfriends may not be so understanding of our unique family-friendly atmosphere. One player’s girlfriend was so upset that she threatened to never move in if the kids were allowed in the bedroom! Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that values family traditions and open communication, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera with your new girlfriend and kids.

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Dadcraft: No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, blended families, Communication Issues, DadCraft, emotional reactions, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, father daughter relationship, Fatherhood, generational differences, Kids, new father, parenting challenges, parenting responsibilities, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, unexpected parenthood

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where unexpected family reunions happen all the time! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives, just like our player who found out he’s a dad at 37!

Imagine the excitement of meeting your 16-year-old daughter for the first time in Minecraft! Build a virtual bond with your newfound family member and explore the world together. Plus, who wouldn’t want to have a niece who’s suddenly a 10-year-old cousin? It’s a family tree like no other!

But beware of the drama that comes with family gatherings, just like our player’s sister-in-law who can’t handle the sudden family expansion. Will you be the peacekeeper or stir up some virtual trouble? Join our server and find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of family dynamics and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you in the game!

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MineCraftSMP_Freebies

MineCraftSMP_Freebies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server offers FREE diamonds and enchanted gear to all new players! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get some shiny rocks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the elusive ghostly figure wandering around spawn. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

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NeverDigStraightDown

Accountability, avoiding pitfalls, Experience, growth, hindsight, learning, life lessons, mindfulness, mistake, moving forward, NeverDigStraightDown, overcoming challenges, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, taking responsibility, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and never make the mistake of building a house out of dirt again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns dirt into explosive TNT if you try to use it for building. Trust us, you don’t want to be the player who accidentally blows up their own house!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on a diamond-studded pig, living your best Minecraft life!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is secretly run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One minute you could be mining for diamonds, and the next you’re being chased by a horde of rainbow-colored sheep.

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky leprechauns.

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New Server IP

OkIHOPCraft SMP

KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server

Dadcraft: No Kids Allowed!

MineCraftSMP_Freebies

NeverDigStraightDown