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BlockBusterInjury

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5653	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	3390	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	199
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Items Found:	2417

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!

OrgansRUsCraft

animal anatomy, animal awareness, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal eating habits, animal health, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal sleep, animal survival, Animals, biology, Eating, Instincts, internal organs, Organs, OrgansRUsCraft, physiology, Sleeping, Survival, wildlife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!

IntermittentFastingFail41

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	789
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

Sanctuary Craft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to Sanctuarycraft, the ultimate laid-back Minecraft Towny server where relaxation meets adventure! Whether you’re aiming to become a powerful mayor and lead your own town or prefer to be a vital citizen contributing to a thriving community, we have something for everyone. Our diverse range of plugins includes Towny, a Saddle crafting plugin, McMMO, Jobs, the ability to get married in-game, and decorative heads to spruce up and take your epic builds to the next level. Dive into a world where you can conquer challenges, build friendships, and have endless fun. Join us at Sanctuarycraft and create your own sanctuary in the vast world of Minecraft!

play.sanctuarycraft.us

Mining and Diplomacy in Minecraft: A Server Bizarrely Full of Politics, Towns, and Gold

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	343
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!)Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the server IP: diplomaticamc.com
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, prices for rank subscriptions are cheap and non-P2W.
Are there any rules I should be aware of?	Yes, please check the rules section on our discord server for all the important information.

DebateDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a blast or get yeeted into the void! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted diamonds, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of our epic soundtrack. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with rare items like golden carrots that give you super speed and diamond armor that makes you invincible.

But beware, there are rumors of a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls seeking revenge on those who dare to enter. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure hidden within?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey and show off your building skills, PvP prowess, and overall awesomeness. Bon Voyage Brat!

BoomBoomBlowsUp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is constantly exploding with excitement! Literally, our spawn point blows up every hour on the hour just to keep things interesting. You never know what you’ll find when you respawn!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players ride pigs as their primary mode of transportation. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then join us today! Just be sure to pack some TNT and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

DoggyDrinkDrop Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from scary dogs and irresponsible owners? Look no further! Join our server where dogs are banned and accountability is key. No more jumping a mile high from surprise barks, just pure relaxation and fun. Plus, if you encounter any unruly players, we’ll make sure they buy you a drink as compensation. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dropping is blocks to build your dream world!

E-Device HoarderCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Towns Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the ancient artifact of electronic devices – the oldest functioning electronic device you own!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we journey to the depths of the Minecraft universe. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic – but don’t worry, we’ve upgraded it with all the latest mods and plugins to keep things fresh and exciting.

From battling dragons with laser beams to building castles out of pixelated gold, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So dust off that old Game Boy and join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane – you won’t regret it!