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NeutroCraft Minecraft Server

Cash, Conflict, Diplomacy, explosive, Government, Guns, influence, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, NeutroCraft, policy, Politics, power, putin, rethink, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Swiss neutrality, switzerland

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it makes putin, cash, and guns rethink swiss neutrality? well, this server is so explosive, it’ll blow ur mind and ur blocky world. we got creepers that drop stacks of cash, skeletons that shoot diamonds instead of arrows, and a secret underground bunker where u can trade with putin himself. join us if u wanna experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPals: Fake UNICEF Gaza

aid, Black Market, Charity, Conflict, counterfeit, counterfeit goods, crime, Deception, Fake, fraud, gaza, illegal, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, PixelPals, scam, Shop, SMUGGLING, STICKERS, UNICEF, Vehicles

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2676	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more fun dan a shop in Gaza makin fake UNICEF stickers for Palestinian vehicles! Like, imagine drivin around in a pixelated car wit a fake sticker, dat’s da level of wildness we bringin to dis server!

We got so much goin on, like u can build a giant replica of da Eiffel Tower outta dirt blocks, or have a pet pig dat can fly and shoot lasers outta its eyes! Plus, we got secret underground dungeons filled wit treasure and mobs dat drop diamond swords like dey candy!

So come join us on dis epic adventure, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity, but who needs dat anyway?) Let’s get blocky and have a blast on dis server like no otha!

Y2KCrafters

“Youth, 2000-01-01, Birthday, digital age, digital natives, generation, internet, internet culture, internet habits, Kids, ONLINE, online behavior, online habits, online identity, online safety, online security, online trends, privacy, social media, Technology, Y2KCrafters

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	174
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got unicorns flyin around, rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds, and a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of chocolate!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat u can ride into battle? yea, dat’s right. u can be like a freakin knight on a fire-breathin lizard.

plus, we have a dance party every friday night in da virtual disco club. u can show off ur sick dance moves and maybe even win a prize!

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da whole wide world! trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelatedCowLab PCR Fun

blood samples, BMC Veterinary Research, bovine leukemia, comparative study, diagnostic accuracy, digital PCR, disease screening, Fun, Inter-laboratory comparison, laboratory testing, livestock diseases, molecular diagnostics, PCR, PCR assays, PCR techniques, PixelatedCowLab, proviral bovine leukemia virus, quantitative PCR, research methodology, scientific collaboration, veterinary science, viral infections, virus detection

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crops Grown:	3915
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	273
Endless Night Skies:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic adventure where we hunt for the elusive proviral bovine leukemia virus in blood samples! yep, u heard me right!

our server is like no other, with eleven different PCR assays to detect this crazy virus. join us as we race against time to save the bovine population from this deadly disease.

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving cows, but u’ll also be competing against other players to see who can find the virus first. winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cow milk!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and show off ur PCR skills in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla that’s a bit shook {Semi-Anarchy} 1.20.6 EU No Hacks No Reset

1.20.6, alliances, Authenticity, Bans, bit, building projects, Community, creativity, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Fairness, GRIEFED.., Hacks, lawlessness, OPERATIONs, Performance, Reset, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Shook, Skills, Spawn, surprise encounters, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Website, Wiki

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Server Information

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.20.6

Overview

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecraft’s original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.

Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fairness and maintain the server’s integrity. You can find the rules on our website or server wiki.
How long has the server been running?	Our server has been running for over 4 years, creating a rich and diverse world for players to explore.
Can I join the Discord community?	Absolutely! Join our Discord community to interact with other players, stay updated on server events, and chat with staff members.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	While we embrace a sense of anarchy, we still have rules against griefing to ensure a positive experience for all players.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

4chanX, ACO, ai, aids, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, Easy Diffusion, EDG, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Generated Art, guides, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, namefag, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, vtai, Wiki, ydg

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crops Grown:	3891	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special feature where you can spam the same shit over and over again, just like a true namefag! And the best part? People can’t hate on you because they can just block you (only if they have 4chanX) – it’s a win-win situation!

2. Our New User Guide is so wild, it will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Plus, our Controlnet will have you feeling like a dummy in the best way possible.

3. Need some animation in your life? Look no further than our Animation feature that will have you questioning reality.

4. Block Merging is a game-changer on our server – literally. Merge those blocks like a pro and watch your creations come to life in ways you never thought possible.

5. Our ComfyUI is so comfy, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get me started on our Automatic1111 feature – it’s like magic, but for Minecraft.

6. Looking for some Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content? We’ve got it all, from civitai to huggingface.co and everything in between.

7. Explore our Wiki and Link Hub for all the info you could ever need, and don’t forget to check out our LoRa Training for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

HackathonCraft SMP

_sdg_ – Stable Diffusion General, 4chan, 4scan.py, 4scanner, activate.bat, ai, args, AttributeError, board g, bool, bootstrap_inner, Copy, Download, downloader, exception, final_pic, FIX, G:4chan, Hackathon, HackathonCraft, imageboard, keywords, kwargs, My_List.json, out_dir, pip install, Python, RUN, site-packages, smp, SPLIT, stable diffusion, Target, Thread-12, Threading, tmp_pic, venv, Windows Install

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as buggy as Python 34scanner? Look no further! Our server is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re coding in Python yourself. Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to fix errors in a virtual world while building your own AI army to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started using Python scripts to attack players. Imagine being chased by a creeper yelling “AttributeError: ‘bool’ object has no attribute ‘explode’!” It’s a coding nightmare come to life!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just remember to bring your debugging skills and a sense of humor, because you’re going to need both to make it out alive. Join now and see if you can crack the code of this insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftySlavMILF

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication Issues, confronting family, CraftySlavMILF, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, culture clash, Eastern European Mom, emotional response, family dynamics, Family Values, ignorance, interracial dating, interracial relationship, language barrier, microaggressions, partner support, racism, Respect

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4386	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, cultural clashes, and awkward translations!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, when suddenly you stumble upon a heated argument between your partner and their mom. She’s spouting off some questionable comments about your race, while your partner is desperately trying to defend her ignorance. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the awkward moments when family secrets are spilled in their native language, leaving you feeling like the odd one out. And don’t forget the times when you’re compared to Olympic athletes for no apparent reason – because apparently all women of color look alike, right?

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected twists at every turn? Let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways, only on our Minecraft server!

ThingHaterTurnedLover – Minecraft SMP

acquired preferences, acquired taste, changing perspectives, changing tastes, Childhood, childhood aversions, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, developing palate, DISLIKES, Evolving, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, interests, maturing, Minecraft, new experiences, Nostalgia, Preferences, smp, tastes change, ThingHaterTurnedLover

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, wandering the virtual world with no one to share your epic builds with? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have FUN!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a group of players riding pigs while wearing diamond armor and blasting “Baby Shark” on repeat. Yes, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable memories. Oh, and did we mention there’s a taco stand in the spawn area? Yeah, you’re welcome.

Death? LOL, I respawn!

acceptance, confronting death, courage, death, embracing death, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of the inevitable, fear of the unknown, fearlessness, finding peace, Life after death., living fully, lol, mortality, mortality awareness, overcoming fear, philosophy, respawn, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Divine Spears Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ores Mined:	1099	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Because on our Minecraft server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure! When you die, instead of respawning in the same boring spot, you get catapulted into a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the only way out is by defeating a giant chicken boss armed with a diamond sword and a bad attitude.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Don’t worry about losing your precious loot when you die, because our server has a magical chest that follows you around like a loyal pet, keeping all your treasures safe from creepers and pesky thieves.

So why are you not afraid of death? Because on our Minecraft server, death is just the beginning of the most epic and hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way)!