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FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	3851	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Love Letters Sent:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5786	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Potions Brewed:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	132	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	30921

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	154
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8175
Dimension Hops:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests

HatemaX Minecraft Server

accessories, advice, Confidence, fashion, Fashion tips, Grooming, hat accessories, hat confidence, hat fashion, hat grooming, hat selection, hat styles, hat trends, HatemaX, hatemaxxing, hats, Headwear, Minecraft, personal style, self improvement, Server, Style, Tips

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Steve’s and Alex’s on boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we take hatemaxxing to a whole new level! Join us and you’ll have access to the most outrageous and hilarious hats you’ve ever seen. Want to wear a giant taco on your head? Done. How about a flamingo riding a unicycle? We’ve got it. And the best part? Each hat gives you a special power in-game, like shooting rainbow lasers or summoning a herd of dancing pigs to follow you around. So come join us and show off your hatemaxxing skills like never before!

Pixelmon Adventures: Minecraft SMP 2023

Adventures, Evolution, Hogator, lime, little guy, Minecraft, miss, Pixelmon, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokémon anticipation, Pokémon Battle, pokemon community, Pokémon evolution, Pokémon evolution event, Pokémon evolution test, Pokémon excitement, Pokemon fans, Pokémon journey, Pokémon test, Pokemon trainers, practical application test, Roy, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us as we witness Roy and Hogator face off against Lime in the ultimate practical application test. Rumor has it that this showdown will lead to Lime’s evolution into a supercharged mega creature. Don’t miss out on this epic event – join our server now and witness the madness unfold! Who knows, you might even get a front row seat to the wildest Minecraft battle of all time.