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LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	5109

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2126
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2484	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Zombie Dances:	10

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝