PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9822	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Buildings Constructed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ores Mined:	4540
Alien Abductions:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	272	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Potions Brewed:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Animals Bred:	74	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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