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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3927 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 401 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Well, stop being a scallywag and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time downloading sketchy games when you can embark on epic adventures with us?
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have unicorns roaming around, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, that’s so basic).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to pirating games forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
