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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Enchantments Applied:	126
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3133	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	214	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Runes Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	597	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	2170
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness