Pioneer CLD-V880 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Animals Bred:	131	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow next to a bouquet of flowers in a glass vase? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the flowers come to life and start dancing the cha-cha with the grass!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of baby zombies who have claimed it as their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Missile-Proof Ukraine F16s

aerial combat, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16s, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, incoming missiles, Military Aircraft, Military operations, MissileProof, Missions, national security, Russian attack, shot down, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

yo, dis server be like ukraine’s new f-16s flying high in da sky, takin’ down dem incoming missiles like it’s nuthin’! join dis server if ya wanna be a badass pilot like dem ukrainian heroes, fightin’ off da baddies and protectin’ yo turf. ain’t no time for sleepin’ when ya got missiles to dodge and enemies to defeat! come join da fun and show off yo flyin’ skills, cuz dis server be da bomb diggity!

NoGunsNoLoveMC

court orders, criminal justice, domestic abuse, domestic violence, enforcement mechanisms, federal laws, firearm possession, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, Legal System, NoGunsNoLoveMC, protection orders, Public Safety, state laws, united states, University of Michigan study

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ores Mined:	2002
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

SensyCraft Minecraft Server

behavior patterns, Chinese, communication styles, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural differences in emotions, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural upbringing, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, Empathy, ethnicity, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, racial stereotypes, sensitivity, SensyCraft, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there!

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.

Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.

So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, aita, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	62

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mines Excavated:	1328	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	New Chunks Explored:	109954
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7698	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!