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Ruined Life Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Just like how women are all the same (apparently), our server offers a unique and chaotic experience for all players.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of sassiness, wielded by the fierce Queen Enderdragon herself. Or maybe you’re more interested in building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever get bored, just remember that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing that’s consistent is the craziness!

Daughter of Santa Minecraft SMP

celebration, Character, christmas, DAUGHTER, Ded Moroz, eastern europe, fairy tale, Father Frost, Festive, folklore, gift giver, holiday, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Mythical, russia, santa, Santa Claus, slavic, smp, Snegurochka, tradition, Winter

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

In our Minecraft SMP, we have a server where Santa Claus’s daughter runs the show. She’s tired of the cold North Pole and has decided to set up shop in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join our server and help her build a winter wonderland like no other! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some special presents from her famous dad. So come join us and experience the magic of Christmas all year round!

Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, creepy, fear, Fun, funny, ghost hunting, Ghosts, Horror, humor, INVISIBLE, long tail tag, Manga, mieruko-chan, Mierukochans, Miko, Minecraft, Protect, Scared, Server, spooky, strong man, Supernatural

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	2487	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	184	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of being haunted by pesky ghosts in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find your inner hero and protect Miko from those spooky specters. Join us and show off your strength as you battle against the forces of the supernatural while also helping Miko with her ghostly dilemma. Who knew saving damsels in distress could be so fun in a blocky world? So grab your sword and armor, and get ready to be the hero Miko needs (and maybe even earn her eternal gratitude)!

Struggling Indies Complaining Minecraft SMP

audience growth, complaining, content creators, content quality, Frustration, gaming industry, indie game development, indie gaming community, indies, lack of viewership, low viewers, Minecraft, online visibility, self improvement, self-nerf, self-promotion, self-sabotage, Small Streamers, smp, streaming challenges, Struggling, struggling creators, struggling indies, viewer engagement

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of watching indies self-sabotage their own success on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage chaos and craziness! We’ve got players who build roller coasters that lead to nowhere, prank wars that escalate to epic proportions, and secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server out there! Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

DILF’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server was literally built by a team of DILFs! That’s right, hot dads with mad building skills came together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a dad who can grill a mean burger at the same time. Need help building a castle? Our DILFs will swoop in with their power tools and get the job done in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where the DILFs hold dance parties every Saturday night. Get in on the action and show off your best moves while surrounded by ruggedly handsome builders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew building blocks could be so sexy?

Stellar Blade Christmas Update Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	265	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!

KotoneWorld Minecraft server

/warp pvp, 1.12.2, 1.20.1, Auto-mine, best grief server, better spawn, donation, easy donate, Friends, grief server, KotoneWorld, Minecraft, Server, Website, winter wipe, WIPE HAPPENED

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Void Armor Forged:	30	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3219	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

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Red Flag Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where your flag can only be one color? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can have a flag that changes color every minute! That’s right, one minute it’s red, the next it’s rainbow, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. They even have their own DJ spinning tunes all night long. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a llama.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? They may look cute and cuddly, but they are fierce protectors of our land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Terminated Minecraft SMP Decision

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventure of your life! We promise you won’t have to make any tough decisions like terminating babies with Downs syndrome (unless you want to, we don’t judge). Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that poor baby, RIP).

Quack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	173	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge: hugging a duck until it explodes! That’s right, we have a special event where players have to show their love for our feathered friends by giving them a big ol’ squeeze. The duck will either explode into a shower of feathers or turn into a magical unicorn, who knows? Join us for this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to hug the duck of destiny!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Lagoon, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil sheep warriors. Will you emerge victorious or be trampled by the fluffy hooves of justice? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cave of Confusion, where the walls shift and change at will. Will you find treasure or get lost in a maze of madness? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of duck hugging, llama riding, and cave exploring. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? See you in the game!