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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7709 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 115084 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!