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  • Vtuber Art Adventure Realm

    Vtuber Art Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Will Change Your Life or End It!

    Welcome, dear traveler! Do you seek the *ultimate paradox* in pixelated form? This is the server where reality dissolves like sugar in your grandmother’s soup—under the microscope of madness! Are you ready to *experience* the *greatest catastrophe* ever conceived in a blocky dimension? Dive in, if you dare! The connection is real, yet unreal! Your mind will bend, your soul will quake— why not find out now?

    Features of the Sinking Ship

    Feature Reality Level
    Pineapple Party Hour All toppings are mandatory, or the server will delete your saves!
    Vtuber Apocalypse Interact with AIs pretending to be your friends. Don’t ask them to leave!
    Constructive Criticism Chaos Every comment earns you a *cursed item*! Enjoy your grass block with a side of doom!
    Soul Crystallization Events Lose your spectral essence for a chance to find *nothing*!
    AI Generations All creatures are generated based on your darkest fears. Proceed with caution!

    Frequently Agonizing Questions

    Q: Can I build freely here? A: Only if you can simultaneously unbuild everything and reconstruct the universe according to *your* imagination. So yes, but also no. Trapped yet liberated.

    Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: It’s a blend of existential dread, rogue potatoes, and a shimmering hue of lavender joy. Every game resets your sanity and then laughs as you grasp for it—what is *the theme*, really?

    Q: Are there any rules? A: Only the shadows know. Follow your instincts… or the whispers in your head. But if they lead you to victory, they are wrong. Confused yet? Good!

    Riddles from the Abyss

    “Post names and references, keep it all in one post” – A gentle reminder from the void!

    “If you post a delivery, please remember to anchor it” – What does it mean to anchor a thought?

    “Don’t spam or bump your requests” – But what if the spamming is a reflection of your inner turmoil?

    “Have fun” – Or else doom waits, lurking in the nooks and crannies of Minecraftia!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PizzaGriefer123

    PizzaGriefer123

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PizzaCraft2021

    PizzaCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up plain old pepperoni pizza? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a pizza buffet of epic proportions, with toppings so wild and crazy you’ll think you’re in a pizza-themed dreamland.

    Join us and feast on pizzas topped with diamond blocks, creepers, and even enchanted golden apples. Our pizza ovens are fueled by the tears of griefers and the laughter of baby zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza God, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a pizza-eating contest. Rumor has it his favorite topping is obsidian, so bring your appetite and your pickaxe!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a pizza party like no other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the pizza oven!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoCatNoGrubMC

    NoCatNoGrubMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cat companionship while cooking? Look no further! Our server is so cat-friendly, even your feline friends will have their own stools to sit on while watching you craft your culinary masterpieces. And don’t worry, we have a strict no-counter policy for our cats – they know better than to get near the food!

    But beware of “friends” like Rose who might judge you for your cat-loving ways. We don’t tolerate any puke face emojis or judgmental comments about our furry companions here. And if you’re worried about inviting Rose to our server, don’t be! We don’t let anyone with a “no cats in the house” policy join our epic Minecraft adventures.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only high school mean girl vibes you’ll find are from players like Rose who just can’t handle our cat-loving, Le Creuset-cooking, fun-having community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP Sex Shenanigans

    SMP Sex Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And like, one time, we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the newbies by exploding their houses. It was so funny, you gotta be there to experience the chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Bob who walks around the server scaring the crap out of everyone. And don’t even get me started on the giant diamond statue we built in the middle of spawn. It’s so shiny, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at it.

    So yeah, if you’re into crazy shenanigans, wild adventures, and just overall ridiculousness, then you need to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to yell out “I AM THE DIAMOND KING” during sex for good luck. It’s a tradition on our server, don’t question it. Just do it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DonorCraft – Save Lives & Build Blocks

    DonorCraft – Save Lives & Build Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature that allows you to donate your organs in-game to other players. That’s right, you can literally give your virtual heart to someone in need.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next virtual organ donor hero!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even North Korean laborers are tryna escape to play on it! like, they be sneakin out of Russia just to mine some diamonds and build epic bases. it’s like a real-life spy mission, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil dictators. come join the fun and help these poor laborers find freedom in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got llama races every Saturday and a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WTOComplaintCraft

    WTOComplaintCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds.

    we even got a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot ever. like, i heard someone found a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and makes creepers dance.

    plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can make rainbows appear out of nowhere and turn all the mobs into cute little bunnies.

    oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a whole other dimension where you can ride on giant turtles and battle evil robots? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most insane time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Awakened MCRP

    Awakened MCRP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Awakened MCRP
    Server Type Text-Based Minecraft Roleplay
    Setting Eastern Asia in the town of Tetsugawa, 2006
    Main Feature Create unique character with superhuman ability

    FAQs

    1. How do I join the Minecraft server?

    To join the server, please send a friend request to “manintheoffice” on Discord for more information.

    2. What makes Awakened MCRP unique?

    Awakened MCRP offers a fluid and seamless RP experience with balanced and well-thought-out roleplay environment. The setting in Eastern Asia in 2006 adds a unique element to the server.

    3. Can I create my own character with a superhuman ability?

    Yes, players can create their own unique characters with their own superhuman abilities on Awakened MCRP.

    4. What is the main goal of the community?

    The main goal of the community is to provide a roleplay experience free from abusive/unjust rules or biased staff. Everyone, including staff and owner, are required to follow the rules and policies set in place.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fallen Mighty Realms 1.20

    Fallen Mighty Realms 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server and witness the epic battle of the century between the chickens and the pigs!

    Experience the thrill of building your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano!

    Unleash your inner mad scientist and create crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics!

    Explore a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk!

    Join now and become part of a community that is as wacky and wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar high!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

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