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Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2861	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3814
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	124	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	11

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5453	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Star Shards Collected:	224	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magic Items Found:	3616	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Towns Built:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

Treehouse Corpse Coop

Architecture, childhood dreams, coop, corpse, creative design., dream homes, eco-friendly, fantasy homes, House, Life, Nature, outdoor living, person, sustainable living, tree dwellings, tree equivalent, treehouse, TREEHOUSES, unconventional architecture, unconventional living, unique homes, whimsical homes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	782
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Dimension Hops:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!