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“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	New Chunks Explored:	405758
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, BLOCK, Body language, Communication, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, forgetting names, friendship, goals, group dynamics, group of people, guy likes me, Hanging, hanging out, Minecraft, mixed signals, Party, peer pressure, relationships, smp, social circles, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, socializing, socially friends, squad

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

ProjectilePals

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, headlines, international relations, iran, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, Projectile, ProjectilePals, RETALIATION, short-range, Tensions, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

WildTailsMC.net | Grand Opening!

Anthro, Chestshop, Community, Crates, Discord, dnd, Economy, Furries, Furry, Furryfandom, Furrymc, Furryminecraft, Gaming, grand opening, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, player-driven economy, playtime-based ranks, Ranks, safe space, Server, Survival, Voting, Wildtails, Wildtailsmc, WildTailsMC.net

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

WildTailsMC.net (Java Only)

A Furry LGBT+ Minecraft Server/Safe Space

Join the fun today!

Survival with a player driven economy!

Marriage, Playtime based ranks, Crates earned from voting!

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Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

Active, bedrock, Chatting, Community, Crates, Critez, cupcake, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, java, kinda, Network, new, notsobland, Plugins, Ranks, Reset, Saturday night radio, Shops, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	3208	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Towns Built:	9	Emeralds Found:	8297

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Generators

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Diamond, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Fox Online edition, Generators, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, Train LORAs, trashcollects, trashfaq

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us on this wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a team of mischievous foxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fluffscaler, a magical tool that can resize anything in the Minecraft world to absurd proportions. Want to see a giant chicken terrorizing the villagers? Or how about a massive block of TNT exploding in spectacular fashion? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MoneyHungryMinecraft

anniversary celebration, anniversary dinner, anniversary surprise, Communication Issues, dinner aftermath, dinner etiquette, dinner preparation, disrespectful behavior., emotional response, family dynamics, financial comparison, financial status, homemade dinner, hurtful comment, job promotion, Job salary, MONEY, MoneyHungryMinecraft, movie marathon, relationship struggles, selfish behavior

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in epic battles with you.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind – after all, where else can you eat an entire virtual anniversary dinner without anyone judging you? 😉

NoShoesNoProblemsMC

bare feet, Barefoot, barefoot multitasking, barefoot problem solving, barefoot productivity, barefoot solutions, barefooted, creativity, efficiency, hands-free, ingenuity, innovative approaches, multitasking, non-traditional methods, NoShoesNoProblemsMC, problem solving, productivity, Resourcefulness, thinking outside the box, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol come join our server where we all play minecraft with our bare feet!! we have this crazy rumor that if you mine diamonds with your toes, you’ll find a secret portal to a land of flying pigs and dancing llamas. plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete, like building a roller coaster out of TNT or creating a giant statue of a potato. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. it’s a wild ride, so come on over and join the barefoot brigade!