Pimpage – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EuroCraftX: MuskSlayer & HabeckHater

#sustainability, billionaire, Competition, criticism, electric cars, environmentalism, EuroCraftX, European, european union, germany, global economy, government intervention., Habeck, HabeckHater, innovation, leadership, Musk, MuskSlayer, Politics, renewable energy, social responsibility, tech oligarch, Technology

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun.

one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of angry llamas. it was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but in minecraft form.

also, our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie traps, they’ll get ya if you’re not careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and also, we have free cake on thursdays. so why wouldn’t you wanna join?

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Crafty Jews Trigger Trump

anti-semitism, Beliefs, BIAS, cognitive dissonance, confirmation bias, conspiracy thinking, Crafty, findings, group dynamics, Jews, Media, Misinformation, Neutral information, Politics, Propaganda, Psychology, research, social psychology, Stereotypes, study, trigger, trump, Trump voters

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u wanna join the most EPIC server ever? well get ready cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

we got so many crazy things happenin on this server u won’t believe it! like one time, a player found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare loot! and another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant ender dragon that was terrorizing the land!

but that’s not all! we also have the most HILARIOUS players on this server who are always crackin jokes and pullin pranks on each other! u won’t stop laughin once u join our server!

so what are u waitin for? come join us on the most INSANE minecraft server ever and let the fun begin!

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Endless MineCraft Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, career, career development, daily grind, employment, Endless, grind, Hardship, Job, job market, job satisfaction, Labor, Living, Minecraft, professional life, punishment, Realm, Struggle, work, work culture, work ethic, work life, work stress, work-life balance

Yo bro, imagine having to work for a living like some peasant in the Middle Ages. Gross!

But guess what, on this Minecraft server, you don’t have to work at all! Just chill, build, and have a blast with your homies.

Why waste time grinding in real life when you can grind for diamonds and emeralds in a virtual world?

Join us and escape the horrors of adulting. Let’s be forever young in this epic Minecraft paradise!

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GuitarCrafters

arthritis, chatgpt, Cheating, chord presser, college, cross stitching, discipline, Disrespecting, dorm neighbor, guitar, GuitarCrafters, Hands, hobby, medication, motor skills, music program, outlet, Performance, POEM, skill, Soul

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can cheat your way to victory? Look no further! Just like using a chord presser on a guitar, our server allows you to take shortcuts to success without any judgment.

Join us and experience the thrill of winning without putting in the effort! Just like our player who found a chord presser and faced criticism from their friend, you can expect some haters on our server too. But hey, as long as you’re having fun, who cares?

So come on over and show off your “lack of discipline” by using our server to your advantage. Who needs skill when you can just cheat your way to the top? Join now and let the fun (and cheating) begin!

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CraftyCreeperCuisine

affordable meals, budget cooking, budget-friendly, cheap eats, cooking on a budget, CraftyCreeperCuisine, delicious recipes, easy recipes, economical meals, family dinners, frugal cooking, healthy eating on a budget, homemade meals, inexpensive ingredients, low cost cooking, meal planning, one pot meals, pantry staples, quick meals, simple dishes, student meals

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious and affordable meals that will satisfy even the pickiest of eaters! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of mischievous mobs who have mastered the art of cooking with lava and TNT. You never know what culinary creations they’ll come up with next!

So why settle for bland and boring meals when you can join our server and feast like a king (or a Creeper)? Come hungry, leave happy, and never go hungry again on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Divine Beauty Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, amazing, Beautiful, beauty, Breathtaking, Craft, Divine, FLAWLESS, flawless angel, flawless beauty, flawless being, flawless goddess, flawless perfection, flawless queen, flawless woman, GOD, Goddess, HEAVENLY, ideal, Incredible, perfect, Perfection, Stunning

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? Bro, it’s like, the best thing ever. Why should you join? Because, like, the owner of the server is literally a Minecraft god. I’m talking building skills that will make your jaw drop.

And get this, the server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not unicorns, but definitely rainbows.

Plus, the community on this server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of Minecraft celebrities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the perfection that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyDivorcee

abandonment, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, CraftyDivorcee, Deceit, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, hidden past, in-laws, Infidelity, marriage counseling, marriage issues, moving on, previous marriage, rebuilding life, relationship breakdown, secret child, Therapy, trust issues

Are you tired of secrets and lies in your life? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden children from past marriages will pop up out of nowhere! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to our server and not having to worry about your virtual spouse cheating on you with another player. No more awkward confrontations or secret children showing up at your virtual doorstep. Our community is drama-free and full of players who just want to have a good time building and exploring.

Don’t let your Minecraft world be filled with deceit and betrayal like this poor player’s real life. Join our server now and leave all the drama behind. Plus, we have therapy sessions available in-game for those who need to work through any virtual relationship issues. Trust us, you won’t find a more drama-free Minecraft server out there!

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CraftySavers

budget tips, budgeting, cost cutting, CraftySavers, economic living, Financial Advice, financial hacks, Financial Planning, frugal living, frugal tips, frugality, life hack, money management, money saving tips, money-saving hacks, money-saving strategies, personal finance, saving money, savvy spending, smart spending, thrifty living

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on enchanted gear and potions in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate life hack for saving money in the game! Join us and you’ll discover secret hidden treasure chests filled with stacks of emeralds, rare enchanted items, and even a pet dragon that poops out diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret vault filled with infinite riches! So why waste your time mining for hours on end when you could be living the high life on our server? Join now and start saving those precious diamonds for a rainy day!

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UkrainianMayhem Minecraft Server

Attack, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, central Ukraine, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, drone, drone strike, eastern europe, injured, international conflict, Large, Military, Minecraft, Official, Russian, Server, uav, UkrainianMayhem, war zone, WARFARE

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A LARGE RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK IN CENTRAL UKRAINE! OUR SERVER IS LIT, LITERALLY, BECAUSE WE HAVE SO MANY FIRE-BREATHING DRAGONS FLYING AROUND.

IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND LIKE THE TIME OUR PLAYER, BOB, BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, DIAMONDS, BABY!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE.

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE.

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CraftyCommiesMC

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political discussions, russia, Saudi Arabia, strategic dialogue, summit, summit meeting, talks, US, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where US and Russia are having talks in Saudi Arabia but in minecraft!! watch as they build giant sand castles together and argue over who gets the last diamond block!! will they finally make peace or will they start a full on war in the virtual world?? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the fun!! who knew politics could be so entertaining in minecraft?? come on, what are you waiting for?? join now before the creeper blows everything up!!

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