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BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

BelieveItOrNotMC, bizarre encounters, bizarre occurrences, bizarre stories, mysterious happenings, mysterious tales, odd encounters, outlandish stories, paranormal experiences, smp, Strange But True, strange experiences, strange occurrences, strange phenomena, supernatural stories, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable but true, unbelievable events, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable tales, unexplainable events, weird happenings

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Star Shards Collected:	216
Crops Grown:	2644	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

career advancement, Career Growth, job challenges, job experience, job insights, job knowledge, job learning opportunities, job lessons, job progression, job reflection, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job skills, job skills enhancement, JobCraft, learning opportunities, Master, professional development, skills development, TRADES, work environment, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	979219

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

circadian rhythm, depression, depressive episodes, evening person, Evening types, insomnia, late night activities, late sleepers, longer delays in falling asleep, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, Network, night, night owls, OWL, psychological well-being, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

Barefoot, candid shots, Candids, feet, feet fetish, feet pics, foot fetish, Foot modeling, Foot photography, Foot selfie, footwear, Friends, Girls, IRL, Life, Minecraft, pedicure, personal photos, real, Server, social media, socials, Soles, Toes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Emeralds Found:	6991
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

catchy, Dance, Energetic, Fun, game playing, Lively, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Party, Playing, pop, sing, smp, song, tell me, upbeat, what game, yeah, you, youYeah

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Emeralds Found:	3626	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Animals Bred:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Oops2Epic

biggest mistake, growth from mistake, learning experience, mistake turned advantage, mistake turned benefit, mistake turned blessing, mistake turned blessing in disguise, mistake turned fortune, mistake turned happy ending, mistake turned lesson, mistake turned luck, mistake turned opportunity, mistake turned positive, mistake turned positive outcome, mistake turned serendipity, mistake turned success, Oops2Epic, positive outcome, silver lining, turned out alright, unexpected outcome

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	168
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!